Here's a random piper on the Royal Mile. Funny story. Kim's boyfriend lives along the Royal Mile, and during the season, there was always a piper playing. Apparently, one day, some guy just got tired of the piper and yelled for him to shut the fuck up. He didn't, so the guy went outside and hit the piper. Kim heard him say, I told you to shut the fuck up. Heh. If a Scot tells you to shut up, you do it.