When I wanted a glass of water as well as wine at the stables on my birthday, Enrique the owner was having none of it. He said, "Are you a plant?" I said that yes I was, I was a flower. He said, "Yes, you're a beautiful magnolia - say it, I'm a magnolia!" So I said it. But it wasn't loud enough for Enrique. he wasn't happy until I'd shouted it!
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