Inside Labya

Trip Start Aug 23, 1996

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Flag of Libya Ras El Jadir, Libya
Thursday, January 11, 2007

After walking through No Mans Land, we arrived at the Labyan side of the customs police. We were meant to meet a guide here, well somewhere as Labya can only be visited as a tourist with a guide, and trust me, this is not cheap. If the Jews out there knew how much I have paid for this trip, I would be kicked out of the Jewish Union and had my foreskin sewn back on !!! There was no guide so we pulled out our passports, gave them and a dodgy photocopy of a piece of paper giving us permission to enter Labya. The Lab guard looked at me, took our passports and told me to stand inside Labya. At this point in time, I didn't realise that Labya was so big !!! We stood and waited and only one thought came in my head

Whats hard and furry on the outside
Soft and moist on the inside
Begins with C
Ends with NT
And has a U in the middle of it

As I could see no CocoNUTs around, I just looked at the local Labs !!!

Not long after, our boy, our Lab, came and took us away into the country that is know as Labya

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