Random Nuggets Of Information #2
Trip Start May 10, 2006
223Trip End May 09, 2008
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Calm down, boys. All it does is re enforce the theory that some people should have their clothes stapled to them to stop them from taking them off in public.
Anyway, as a result you're stuck with the following crap.
Compliment Of The Week
Bloke @ Work: I had a thought about you the other day...
Bloke: I was thinking that no matter how ugly you try to make yourself, its not working.
Me: .... Erm.... Thanks?
What a charmer. I do hope he's single.
Snippets Of Conversation
Me and Maaike were discussing Collecting Flags, as in people you've shagged from different parts of the world. We were thinking we should get embroidered flags and sewing them to our backpacks purely so when people ask you when you went there you can reply with, "I didn't. They came here..."
This is genuine, I took it myself and it hasn't been doctored in any way.
Random Facts About Burswood Dome, Perth
1. The roof is held up by air pressure alone.
2. The rest of the building is held together with Gaffa Tape.
3. Some of the seats in the VIP boxes we're putting together at the moment are worth $10000 which aside from a Good View will get you a vaguely comfy chair on a rickety grandstand and a badly laid carpet.
Call me Scrooge but for $10000 I'd want free beer, copious amounts of cake, a topless waitress and oral sex.
There's something inherantly wrong about donning shorts, a singlet and flip flops and walking past a Christmas tree on the way to the beach.
I broke out in a rash the other day and the only thing I'd done differently the night before was I didn't drink any goon. I hit the box after work and the rash began to fade.
Its a swine when you get blood in your alcohol system init.