2 things the Chinese haven’t quite mastered:

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Flag of China  , Shaanxi,
Sunday, November 14, 2010

1. Walking in a straight line – they have a fucking irritating habit off veering
off their course and walking right into you for no apparent reason.

2. Urinating in a straight line – the men seem to find it almost impossible to get
even close to the urinal or the enormous hole in the ground right at their feet,
leaving pools of stagnant piss everywhere they go. They are not, as far as I
know, anatomically different from the rest of us; they just haven’t mastered
their aim. However they do not leave their curiosity at the toilet
door – on a number of occasions now I have been standing at a urinal taking care
of my own business to find the man next to me leaning over and checking for the
aforementioned anatomical similarities.
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