Back in the sun

Trip Start May 26, 2006
Trip End Ongoing

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Bangkok... what a crazy place it is. Just while typing this sentence i have been offered 'special massages' by 3 different girls and an old man really really wants me to buy some orange juice off him.
Thismorning i ordered roast duck for breakfast because it only cost $4au... when it arrived i realised it was not duck at all, and i had extreme difficulty working out what type of small mammal it was... i am beginning to think it may have been a monotrine.
14/1: I am up north in chang mai now where it is alot more peaceful than in bangkok. So far i have not been offered any 'special massages' which is making me feel neglected and unwanted. Today i am going to check out a waterfall and visit a few temples. Tomorow im going on a 3 day trek through the mountains where i will ride on an elephant for a while, go white water rafting, swim in some waterfalls, catch malaria from a mosquito, visit several different native tribes and spend the night sleeping in the small village where all the women stretch their necks out with metal coils to be as long as mine. I am hoping they have invented a pillow from natural materials that will offer me and my lanky neck supreme comfort and the best night sleep ever. I will post some photos for you when i get back.
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aussie aussie aussie
Hey hey... I hear you will be back in the land of Oz quite soon... goodluck with the last leg of your trip. We are gearing up for AUSTRALIA DAY.. which you had better excessively be promoting (I have no doubt you wont be)... you must:

drink 2 slabs of West End Draught tomorrow -(it would almost be like an imported - exclusive beer over there - well almost.. no and fosters wont do...)
Tie a tshirt on your head for sun shading (primarily used at the cricket - but you had a good imagination)
Call all girls you meet Shazza and all guys Bazza...

Im bored at work.... Want to be sitting in the inflatable pool at the BBQ tomorrow.. sipping vodka lime and sodas.... And getting burnt to a crisp

Anyway, Leave the tribal chicks alone - at least you know you will get to see some black, tough as leather, down to the knee breasts... ha




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