Trip Start Sep 28, 2011
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Through bleary eyes I check the note I wrote last night to see if it still exists. It does, and coupled with a delicious chop suey vegetable (YES VEGETABLE) take away I'm a happy chap as I tread the road to recovery. I've narrowed my problem down to just one thing. Drink. If I didn't drink, I wouldn't smoke. If I didn't smoke, I wouldn't do anything else. Ergo, drink is my problem. Actually it's women. Because I use drink as an excuse to meet them. So it's women. If I give up women, I'd give up drink, smoking and all the other bad things I do to myself. It's a no brainer. Women must go.
Except for the date I have. That one can stay.
If I didn't have a penis I'd be a millionaire.