YOUR TITS ARE AWESOME!
Trip Start Apr 02, 2011
8Trip End Apr 09, 2011
I walked back home, which wasn't far, but I was determined not to walk anymore that day, and I didn't.
I slept some more and another couchsurfer from Italy came along.
Leo and I went out for mojitos, where I was accosted by a young English teacher. He thought it was a compliment to invite me to become one of his five girlfriends that he has all over the world
I told him to have fun with his STIs and he shot back and told me, I was probably the one with diseases.
You see, in his spare time he is a DJ. That impresses North American girls, you know. When I shot him down and stormed out of the bar, he yelled back at me "YOUR TITS ARE AWESOME".
Thanks for pointing that out, genius. Because I had no idea.
Leo was over on the other side of the bar, oblivious to what was going on. He didn't even notice me leave and walk home by myself.