The thing about women
Trip Start May 01, 2002
64Trip End May 01, 2009
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i was awakened by the phone. it was pencil. she did not give me a chance to assure her that i was in the house alone or that i was not out whoring around in the village karaoke bars.
hello sweetheart, she said, i am calling to make sure that you go to bed because i am afraid that you are dozing off on the couch.
how in the hell does she do that? ok, so men came from monkeys, and i do believe that, but surely women came from something else that likely has more to do with witchcraft than monkeys
soidog at sawang resort, tuesday, february 13, 2007, blue tee
hole number 10, par 4, 339 yards, 2-on, 2-putt, par
hole number 11, par 3, 125 yards, 1-on, 2-putt, par
hole number 12, par 4, 410 yards, 2-on, 2-putt, par
hole number 13, par 5, 499 yards, 3-on, 2-putt, par
hole number 14, par 4, 432 yards, 3-on, 3-putt, double bogie
hole number 15, par 4, 348 yards, 2-on, 2-putt, par
hole number 16, par 3, 164 yards, 1-on, 2-putt, par
hole number 17, par 4, 381 yards, 3-on, 1-putt, par
hole number 18, par 5, 476 yards, 3-on, 2-putt, par
gross score = 38
i have tried whoring around in karaoke bars but it was not as much fun as this round of golf. march is right around the corner and so it was hot out there but there was a nice breeze and if you sat in the shade it almost felt cold. it's a lovely time of year in khao yoi. the locals call it lom yen sabai or cool breeze.
incidentally, it is not easy to fall asleep in khao yoi because people driving past the mountain honk at a diety who is responsible for traffic accidents. honking at her is sort of like acknowledging her and that pleases her apparently and decreases the chances that the honker will become inolved in a traffic mis-hap.