The wrong trousers Gromit

Trip Start Jun 25, 2013
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Trip End Dec 25, 2013


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Flag of India  , Orissa,
Friday, September 20, 2013

It wasn't the wrong trousers it was a close shave!

My roughty toughty image suffered a bit of a set back today following a shave and a face massage - it was all good  until the 450 rupee bill. The most a good ferangi shave should be is about 50 rupees and it's usually about 20 / 30 if a suitable roadside affair. I fully appreciate the white skin tax rule but even so.....................

I paid 150 rupees (about 1.50ukp) and thought that a fair price.There were some muted comments but my clean shaven Paddington bear hard stare remained firm. Apparently I can be quite glarey starey when required.

I've remained in Cuttack for the day as the rain was still coming down this morning and my washing hadn't dried much. I've had a relaxing day watching crap tv and emailing people before I headed out for my shave.

Given the poor weather - and the fact that I didn't have any -I went out in search of some waterproofs. For the princely sum of 7 of your earth pounds I am now the fashion conscious proud owner of some rubberised jacket and trousers. These will ensure I remain dry but will no doubt mmean sweat I more than a 80's top of the pops presenter at a policeman's ball.

I'm aiming to once again head south tomorrow and all being well the Barber won't have let  my tyres down overnight!

I'll try and update in the next day or so depending on where I end up.

The plan is....there is no plan. Now where have I put the map that Richard gave me?
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