Sweet as
Trip Start
Aug 16, 2011
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Trip End
Apr 18, 2012
Rotorua, North Island, New Zealand
Friday, November 11, 2011
Tour guide: Totally, we are VERY relaxed here on the Stray bus. Noooo stress, just get off when you want. Whatever you do, stay very relaxed.
Me: I am extremely relaxed thank you, having been on holiday for the better part of 3 months. Are we at Raglan next, shall I get off?
Tour guide: Hey, don't stress.
Me: Umm, I don't know how I could be any less stressed but I am trying to ask you for some help.
Tour guide: Relax...We are almost there. Have you booked onto the next bus? Don't get off unless you have booked onto the bus! I hear they are all full!
Me: Okay, so shall I stay on this bus with you?
Tour guide: Do whatever you want, we are very chilled here but DON'T FORGET to book the next bus!
Me: Right. How do I do that? Can you help me?
Tour guide: Not really, there isn't any phone reception for the next 30 km. You need to decide, are you getting off here?
Me: Well I don't know! I don't want to get stuck here for the next week!
Tour guide: Just chill...you won't get stuck, just MAKE SURE you book onto the next bus!
Me: Yes, I am well aware of the need to book the next bus but I can't currently do that which makes it rather difficult to decide whether to get off or not! (Sigh) How about I just get off here and hope for the best?
Tour guide: Sweet as...
