My Penis is Dead, Don't worry, My Penis is dead.
Trip Start Jul 15, 2009
36Trip End Oct 13, 2009
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Where I stayed
A fancy Hotel in Trikala
We drive to the top of the mountain and go to several different outlooks. It is the most beautiful place in Greece and it's better than the grand canyon it's like the Grand Canyon but with Mossy pretty rocks and a city below and Giant places where monks live at the top of every steep pointy rock with no way to get there but by a little elevator box that swings across the valley on a clothes line
We wanted to hike down and camp in a cave but the man that drove us there insisted NO it is not allowed the monks will call the cops on you they watch and it was cold so we went with him he insisted that he take us out for Gyros and coca-cola instead and then find a pretty look out to eat it at. so we got some he bought us two a piece how did he know we eat sooo much and we drove to a pretty outlook of the city from above.
Where are you going now? he asked. because it was getting dark and cold. Just drop us off at the freeway we are going to hitch up to the pretty mainland beaches we said we found out he was driving all the way back to trikala where his parents are from so we went with him because that gets us out of the small town and to a bigger city where we can find rides. When we got there he said, look if you want me to buy a hotel thats okay. Yeah right I thought, why would you want to buy us a hotel. He said I am just lonely and we can talk and hang out and then you can go to bed that's all I don't have any requirements. Well it is fucking cold out and we are tired, but this sounds like ending up in a situation where they end up feeling like we owe them I told Raina. soo hmmmm.
"I Have a confession," he says" I am only half a man" ......."hhha HaaAAA!!" Raina Belts out
"oh are you serious?'' She says Turns out he fought in both the serbian and the afganistan war, but ended up getting his balls blown off inside a bank robbery in his home town, what luck. So he explains" my penis is dead" " I could not rape you even if I wanted to you see" "my penis is dead'" So we spent the night listening to him tell us how sad he is because he will never find a woman who wants a man with a dead penis. Raina said try online he said once he did but even then they find out and don't want him no more when they find out he is not really a real man.
Sad story but creepy dude, it's not about the broken penis it's about being creepy and telling everyone upon first meeting them about your dead penis. We got three seperate beds at least and a fancy hotel with a free continental breakfast that they tried to charge us for, for eating too much. He was getting creepy and annoying so we pretended to go to sleep he sat up in the dark for a while starring at us as I lay stiff in bed with my eyes half shut on alert starring at him, in case he tried to jump on Raina, for he fancied Raina for she reminded him of his daughter. Eventually he got up and left we peaked around the door he was gone he left the keys! Yay ! party time so we got back up got dressed put on make up and went clubbing wondering should we bring a whole bunch of people back hoping he didn't come back. So we got a hotel all to ourselves at least.