I get a job in Ireland; My first day at work:

Trip Start Jul 15, 2009
Trip End Oct 13, 2009

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Garret`s house

Flag of Ireland  , County Dublin,
Monday, July 27, 2009

So Garret offers me a job pedicabing, I think that sounds awful I hate riding bikes cuz walking is easier for me, and im scared of people and would have to talk to them and i`m not very strong: So I decide i should do it, he calls someone up that was already working and makes them not so there is a pedi cab for me, i cant reach the pedals barely the seat is tiny and hurts my butt especially since i have to lean side to side to reach the pedals all the way around oh hmmm uh oh I dont know how to drive a stick shift bike there are gears on both sides; what to do with them i dont know;
 just peddling out to the spot i am supposed to be at is enough work for the day before i even start i am tired and wish i was home and sleeping; but i am the opposite i give a ride to like 5 little boys for 2 euros they are heavy i aM ready to be done now and go home then garret gets a couple for Me and i take theM just a few blocks a few excruciating blocks and i get 10 euros thats nearly 20 american but then after that i realize i dont know my way around dublin it being my Únd day and cant find my way back so i sit then i try to ride back and end up somewhere else and decide i am going to park and sit until someone finds me to tell me my way home but then ppl beg me for rides and say they will pay alot so i give in and take two boys up and all over dublin pedi cabing up hills for hours when i come to find out after all this time they say they will not pay me unless blowjobs are included
theyre not so they jump out it gets worse nobody will pay and nobody will stay out of the cab they can just run and jump in what am i supposed to do i cant pick them up - little annoying little freckly irish kids tried to steal the pedi cab while i was sitting next to it on the curb and i had to fight them off, irish kids are the worst everyone there not from ireland agrees: people try to grope your ass while your biking even when you scream  SToP IT!! to them they try to climb up and kiss you while your trying to pedal they just constantly harassed me begged for rides and refused to pay and i am going to have nightmares of evil freckly little Irish children.

so now i am in the middle of no where my ass is bruised from the bike and i cant shift gears am confused which lane i am supposed to be in I have to travel with the cars because i am so big but traffic is super busy and crowded and on the wrong side of the road and as i hid in an alley really really don;t want to go back out there i want so bad just to find my way by walking home but i cant because i got a big giant pedicab i have to take into the busy streets and pedal a few miles uphill through busy traffic before i can relax and i dont know the way back anyway nor do i remeber the adress: anyways after more pain and troubles and soarness and bruises and bike grease i did make it back; but after i was about to die from peddling and couldnt breath and hadnt eaten " little freckled irish girls just jumped in and said can we have a ride up the hill its to steep to walk i said no but they refused to get out after like half an hour i attempted but i stood putting all my weight on one pedal then with two feet it would not go forward how do people do this if im jumpin on the peddel with two feet and it still wont budge??
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