Nikki's Quote Page
Trip Start
Feb 20, 2011
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Trip End
Jun 10, 2012
Chiang Mai, Thailand
Thursday, June 16, 2011
- I almost forgot I ate a whole bowl of fire last night, but then I remembered when I was on the toilet - Nikki after tom yam soup
- I can't dress as my usual white trash self cos of these damn temples - Getting changed before our walking tour around the temple
- I drank a boat load of liquor
- I want to fight Norway in my bed - After watching a Norweigen fitty in the Muay Thai boxing ring
- I really miss steak, is it wrong that the cow on your milk bottle looks delicious?
- If our toilet wasn't blocked before then it is now, I just sealed the deal - five people should not share one bathroom especially when they all have tummy bugs!
- Hell yeh you can move to Australia with me, they have beef there! I'm a fat american of course I know where the beef is from!
- What is that in my bra?! Ooooo it's a thai telephone number
- At first there were 5 in the wolf pack and then there were only 2......
- I don't understand why people bring kids travelling........I don't understand why people have kids!
- Can we please all get the pink skin coloured moped helmets then we'll all look like giant weeners
- Spill your dream beans
- Anyone can pay for sex, it's like going to the funfair and buying the goldfish rather than winning it
- Keep that soda can away from me
