Trouble in Paradise
Trip Start Feb 23, 2006
160Trip End Jun 24, 2009
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Scissor Sisters - 2 Canadian girls that spent most of their time sitting together in their 1 hammock
Drunk Girl - English girl that was drunk and on Valium for the first 3 or 4 days straight making a nuisance of herself and blowing smoke at me
The Russian - Naked girl of unknown origin that walked around in underwear, naked or in flip flops with black socks and a trench coat (on the island) I'm not sure why they called her the Russian because she said very strange things with a French accent
No Chance - LARGE American Woman that even though there are very few un-scissored single women on the island, had...
Hugger Couple AKA Hans Hookabine - German Uber friendly couple that would talk to anyone and everyone whether or not you wanted them to and hugged you to death when you left
Mr. Bong - Chinese guy that carried a glass bong with him most everywhere
Crotchety Old Man - German really old guy that walked around with his already tiny Speedo tucked way up his ass marking his territory around his bungalow
In India AKA This is shit - Old German guy that thinks everything can be solved by going to India
Money Bags - Canadian manic guy that said he spent ~$100/day in Cambodia as a budding philanthropist and played cards with the Thais for money even though he didn't know the rules
Rasta Romeo - German Rastaman who liked to steal girl friends and shopping in town
One night as I am sitting around a big table full of German and German speakers. I am 1 of only 2 English speaking people at the table so when Drunk Girl is trying to explain the word gullible to zie Germans, she turns to me to help explain it.
"How would you explain gullible?"
Without missing a beat, I say very matter of factly, "Well, I don't know, it's not in the dictionary."
One of the Germans says, you must mean a small dictionary and I said, no not in any dictionary. Drunk Girl is nodding her head in agreement as Rasta Romeo and I are laughing our heads off. Then I explain to them that Drunk Girl is a perfect example of what gullible means in believing that a word is not in the dictionary. He says, Oh,ja... dumkopf.