Sex With Aliens

  Magalluf, Spain
Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Everyone knows Pedro is not fussy when it come to women, but sometimes he takes it too far.

Pedro and the Band of Idiots had toured the pubs and clubs of Magalluf, but still no one had a result.  Sitting at the bar, Pedro spotted a couple of ladies at the table next to him.  After scouting the rest of the room, noticing that their were no other ladies available he approached them.  With lines as smooth as silk Pedro charmed the smaller stumpier girl of the two who ate up everything he had to say.  He was lying through his teeth and making up fairytale stories, but this vertically challenged girl seemed to love it.

Walking along to another pub Pedro was contemplating his chocies - make a move on the vertically challenged girl (who was a sure thing) or look for better (which would probably mean another night without doing it).  Before getting the chance to make his choice the small girl  grabbed him towards her, two hands covering his face and dragged his mouth to meet hers, where she slobbered all over his lips like they were two pieces of lamb chop.  Pedro wasn't sure if she was the one, but went with it anyway.

Pedro finally ripped the small girl's claws from his face and pulled her along to the club across the street.  On entering Pedro noticed that there were a lot more girls than before, all five of them.  When finally the small girl let go of Pedro for a toilet break, he grasped his chance to try it on with the other girls in the pub.  None of them would have been rated as good-looking, but compared to the small girl they were like Brazillian beach babes. 

To his dismay none of the other girls were wooed by his smooth as silk chat-up lines.  Throwing in the towel, Pedro trundled back to the table took the hand of the small girl and he headed off to the beach for a night-time roll in the sand.



However, considering the small girl looked more like a being from outer space Pedro had a hard time getting up for it.  By the time he readied himself the sun had risen and everyone got an eyeful of Pedro rolling around the beach making love to ET's sister.