Doi Suthep- Part XIII: More Determination
Trip Start
Dec 29, 2007
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Trip End
Mar 10, 2008
Trat, Thailand
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
January 20th
7:00 a.m. - Determination begins with opening ceremony and instructions. Let's do this thing, baby!
7:30 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. - Good, solid meditation. Some sessions good, some mediocre.
7:14 p.m. - I leave my room for the first time and get a cup of hot cocoa. Yum.
11:23 p.m. - I notice that during my walking meditation, I always end up veering toward the right. Note to self: get a front-end alignment when I get back to Baltimore.
January 21st
2:11 a.m. - I realize that it's my 39th birthday and I'm doing walking meditation in front of a Buddha image on top of a mountain at a wat in Northern Thailand. It's two in the morning, I'm hungry, tired, and in a lot of pain. This is either really cool or really stupid.
3:03 a.m. - I notice that my new "floating" technique comes in handy during Determination, since I don't have a lot of energy to move my legs. Sweet!
4:00 a.m. - Doing walking meditation in the garden, I hear a monk's alarm clock go off. He hits the snooze button three times. How funny is that?
4:17 a.m. - I'm going back to my room now. It's still dark and all the sticks lying around are starting to look like snakes to me.
6:30 a.m. - Just had my meeting with Teacher. Today's exercise is "Arising and Ceasing," designed to bring about extreme relaxation. I only nodded off for ten minutes during the last twenty-four hours, during a sitting meditation session.
7:11 a.m. - Feeling good now that I've had breakfast and the sun is up. Determined to have a good day today.
10:23 a.m. - My back is killing me. I realize that it's because I walk slightly hunched forward. Silently, I curse my parents for not treating my childhood scoliosis.
11:20 a.m. - I had pineapple with my lunch. In an inspired flash of brilliance, I construct a birthday shrine out of a Buddha candle and a discarded toilet paper roll. I sing to myself in my head and make a birthday wish - to have more lovingkindness and compassion for myself and all sentient beings.
9:36 p.m. - I realize that floating doesn't work well when I'm really tired, because my legs move without telling the rest of my body. I've almost fallen over three times already. Note to self: stop doing walking meditation near the edge of the mountain.
11:44 p.m. - I feel my powers growing stronger every day. Foolish monks....they do not know of my fiendish plan to use their teachings for evil. Their skill of living in the present moment is most impressive, indeed. Soon, if I continue to master their technique, I shall be able to travel back in time, acquiring the power I truly deserve and making all mortals bow down to me as the god I am. Mwa-ha-ha-ha. MWAH-hah-hah-hah! MWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!
11:48 p.m. - OK, I'm better now.
January 22nd
1:40 a.m. - I experience my first hallucination. Sitting in the meditation garden, I see a leaf that looks exactly like Buddha, staring at the full moon. I take that as a sign and stare at the moon for fifteen minutes. Then I realize that it's just a fucking leaf.
6:00 a.m.- My daily meeting with Teacher. Today, I will strive to reach the state of "Meditation Without Consciousness of Outside Phenomena". I have achieved it before, but am worried that I won't be able to create it on demand. Teacher addresses my question as though he reads my mind, and replies that if I do not reach the state, it is OK.
6:30 a.m. - Breakfast in my room. Four slices of toast and some jam. I haven't eaten in nineteen hours. Are you friggin' kidding me??
7:00 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. - Meditation, interrupted frequently by sexual fantasy. At least it's keeping me awake.
5:15 p.m. - I experience a surge of energy and hopefulness.
5:23 p.m. - No, that was a phase. I'm hungry and I'm tired and my back hurts. This sucks
8:14 p.m. - The cats in the meditation room come to keep me company. One of them curls up and sleeps in my lap. Nice kitty.
8:33 p.m. - Damn it, I have cat hair in my eye and I can't flush it out. Damn it, kitty, that's a bad kitty!! Why aren't there any mirrors here? I think my cornea is scratched, but I haven't slept for a couple days, so I'm probably making it sound worse than it is. But what if I have to go to the hospital and I can't speak to anyone to tell them what the problem is? How the fuck am I going to manage the rest of the night with one fucking eye?!?!?
8:41 p.m. - It's OK. Cat hair is out of my eye now. I feel better. Sorry for freaking out....
January 23rd
1:52 a.m. - I'm like Michael Douglas in "Running", staggering toward the finish line (how's that for an obscure movie reference?!). I can barely manage walking meditation. My legs are shaking and I topple over frequently. Thank god no one else is around, because this is downright embarrassing. I can't even sleep during sitting meditation, because I'm too wired in an uber-exhausted kind of way.
2:34 a.m. - I am meditating in the garden but am interrupted by a voice in the distance saying, over and over again, "Finland...Finland...Finland...". I track down the sound, and it's not a voice at all. It's just the clicking of the waterwheel. My mind is playing tricks on me. Damn you, waterwheel!!!!
3:01 a.m. - I feel peacefulness and clarity of mind. I think I'm going to make it.
3:09 a.m. - I am standing on the roof of the meditation hall with eight monks, singing "I Am the Walrus." Naked....
4:30 a.m. - One hour to go.
6:00 a.m.- I just completed my closing ceremony. It was nothing like the one they do in the Olympics, by the way. Teacher was very proud, noting that most do not finish the introductory course. He gives me my instructions for practicimitation for when I leave the center.
6:30 a.m. - I eat my breakfast and nap for three hours
Note: All of the above actually happened to me during Determination, with the exception, of course, of singing with the monks on the roof. We actually sang "Yellow Submarine".
Coming Soon- Part XIV: Leaving the Mountaintop
Comments
So...
you are saying you were naked, with 8 monks, on a roof, singing 'Yellow Submarine'? Neat! I hope when I reach total enlightment I get to do cool things like that. ;-)
Congratulations Steve!
Nice job! How long did it take to recover from that kind of sleep deprivation? As a life long night shift worker, I'm always curious about this. And where, 'pray' tell, was old Disco Stu during all of this? That pineapple/toilet paper birthday shrine is kinda sad~ though inventive ~ I'll bake you a real cake when you get home!
Naked Monks
You say you were on the roof with eight 'other' monks...which sounds inclusive and refers to you as a monk with the others. Does this mean you've reached monktom and you might not return to your pre-monk life?
Friggin hysterical!
My Lord, I really wish I could have had you on Live 'Monk Cam' during this period of Determination. To watch you stumbling, battling cat hair, gazing at leafs and setting fire to toilet paper rolls would have MADE MY DAY! (or days!). This is fantastic and I cannot believe you stayed awake all that time! Yikes! Good for you - my eyeballs would've dried up. YOU DID IT!!!!