Awaiting impending pizza delivery

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Saturday, June 5, 2010

there once was a man from nantucket........or so the story goes.  why is he always from nantucket?  does no other city ryhme with suck it and fuck it?  i really feel that the dirty lymmeric community has let us down with their lack of creativity.  i dont ask for much just some new shit every once in awhile.  what we need is a jack frost of the lymeric world to really bring about a reainasaince of the dirty spoken word in american culture.  who will step up?  will it be you?  these are the things that keep me up at night.

at the moment i am still residing on ko tao and am bored shitless.  i havent been diving in over a month and i am really missing the water at the moment.  not only the beauty and the fish but also as an escape from the heat because its fucking hot at the moment and i am tired of sweating.  sometime i want to buy a snow cone and put it down my pants.  is this wrong? a little ice in the crotch never hurt anyone and it seems like a refreshing idea on especially hot days (everyday).  me and Im have really just been lounging around quite a bit and being amazingly lazy which is fun for awhile but is getting a bit boring.  yes even tropical paradise can get tedious when you have nothing to do all day but sit on the beach.....yes yes poor me.  its nice to be on ko tao really only to see some friends that i had not seen in over a year but even then, the reminicing conversations only can go on for so long.

I have a bit of a holiday coming up because my sister is coming out to asia and dragging me across hell's half acre. she has 3 weeks of vacation and wants to see everything.  this means 9 fucking flights in 3 weeks which will be a thorough pain in the ass but we should have a pretty nifty time.  I get to go diving in sipidan which is off the coast of borneo and is absolutey amazing.  also doing angkor wat again after a 5 year hiatus so I am looking forward to that.  the absolute highlight of the whole situation is my sister bringing me a chicago pizza.  i am seriously fiending for some real pizza and she is gonna be kind enough to bring me one in her carry on luggage.  mmmm cheesy happiness flown 9000 miles to me.  happier then a piglet in shit to quote a phrase.

i suppose this is a pretty boring post but i just wanted to write and say hi to everyone and make sure that my readers dont get too lonely without me.  I am alive and kicking and just waiting for the diving season and really enjoying not being in alaska this year.  I read through a bunch of my old posts from alaska and am reminded of how much I hate working the long hours and endless days.  that being said, i sort of miss the majestic beauty of that amazing place but I am happy to have a summer off from the indentured servitude.  maybe next year i'll go back for a bit but that is a long way away and who knows what will happen between now and then.
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mickey on

you should be working on your book.. im waiting for the rest of the story..

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