Blown away

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Flag of Thailand  , Phangnga,
Monday, April 12, 2010

WARNING!!!
WARNING!!!
WARNING!!!
This post is of a slightly adult nature and while i think it is too funny not to post on my blog, some of you may not find it nearly as amusing.  If this sort of writing bothers you then please just skip this entry and continue thinking highly of my moral character.  for the rest of you sick bastards, have a good laugh.....

 

So the way my life works here in Thailand is I'm on a boat for 4 days and when we come back to land I get out of the dive shop around 4pm and dont have to be back until 5pm the next day.  Well the other morning I get a phone call from the shop at 10am saying i needed to come into work NOW because I had to start an open water course (introductory level diving).  as i groggily complained my boss began to assure me that i would be very pleased with this course because the girl is absolutely beautiful and then he started to give quite a detailed description of her chest.  well i didnt have much choice in the matter so into work i went...who needs a few hours off per week right? 

I come into work and am introduced to my student who is by all accounts absolutely beautiful and wearing very much near to nothing.  I am then also introduced to her much older husband...bummer.  the girl was from nepal and her much older husband was from america.  you could clearly tell that this was one of those situations where the husband/boyfriend/girlfriend wants the other person to start diving and kind of pressures them into it.  these people make the worst students.

I wont get into specifics but she was fairly horrendous with many of the skills that we had to do in the pool but they were going out on the 4 day boat that night so i figured that I would have time to work on the skills with her.  long story short, after the first dive in the ocean I had to fail her because she was just unsafe in the water.  of course i was heart broken because i enjoyed our time together considering her bikini was completely see through...both upper and lower portions.  well that night while everyone else was on the night dive I found her up at the front of the boat looking at the stars so i sat down next to her and began to explain in depth why i felt she shouldnt continue the course etc etc.  about halfway through my speech she leaned over and stuck her tongue down my throat which was surprsing and yet not unpleasant in any way.  this continued for a few minutes until the night divers returned (i.e. her husband) and then she just stood up and walked away without a word.

The next morning it fell on me to go downstairs and wake everyone up at 6am.  The husband was already upstairs drinking coffee and when i knocked on the door she opened said good morning and then stuck her tongue down my throat again.  6am is a bit early for this sort of goings on but again it wasnt exactly unpleasant so I did not put a stop to it.  the day proceeded as it always does...dive, eat sleep....dive dive eat eat sleep sleep. In the middle of one of the resting intervals i went downstairs to use the rest room and the girl was exiting one of them (there are 3).  she waved me over, saying "come here".  i walked over and she beckoned me further I closed the distance and at which point she pulled me into the bathroom and proceeded to go down on me.  shocking...amazed....surprised and yet not unpleasant in anyway so i didnt put a stop to it. 

After all this I had to pull my friend and fellow instructor off to the side and tell him the goings on because lets face it.  if you get head from a drop dead goregous girl then you want to share it with all the world.  this is when he informed me that she had apprently been kissing and blowing half of the boat over the last day and a half.  i no longer felt special...i felt slightly soiled and used and it was not completely unpleasant...i dont know why girls make such a fuss out of it.

so for the next 4 days we were treated to a very beautiful and well proportioned girl walking around 7/8's naked while she would pull us aside and perfom various unmentionable acts upon us (though i just mentioned some of them).  of course we were all sort of petrified of being found out by the husband because obviously he would completely kill someone if he found out...wouldnt he? wellll not so much.  it turns out that he knew about it all as it was happening and he was encouraging her to go do these things.  they definitely had a different sort of relationship then what i picture me and my future wife having but hey, to each their own right?  judge not lest ye be judged and all that good biblical shit.

i wont get into the whole story because it would take too long to write and it is slightly disturbing but the general summary is that she has married him for an american visa and she has agreed to stay with him for 5 year (amount of time needed for u.s. citizenship).  during this time he pretty much tells her to do whatever happens to turn him on and off she goes.  very strange and if i had known the entire story i would never have...........naw, i'm lying but i would have at least felt bad afterwards.  again, i do love my job
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