Only for one minute.....oh poor chad
Trip Start Dec 28, 2004
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i am now in bangkok just kind of hanging out here and there. i think I'm hitting up a night club later tonight with ninny and her friend so that should be interesting to say the least. now I'm going to relate a funny story but i am going to give the warning...........this story is of a sexual nature that some in my audience may not want to read. If this is the case please stop reading here because i surely do not want to offend. i usually avoid this sort of shit but its just too funny/weird not to tell.
I warned you
so ninny brings her friend nok (which mean bird in Thai) to ko tao.....partly to keep her company but also because nok really has never gone anywhere and never hung out with farangs (westerners). so nok comes down and she's staying in our room but nothing crazy happens because that shit only happens in movies. the funny part is that nok falls for one of my friends but she is self conscious because she does not really know how to do certain things.....of an oral nature so to speak. so ninny, being the good friend that she is decides to show her different ummm techniques..............using my anatomy as a learning aid. there was much pointing and looking and a little bit of demonstration quality "here, you watch me". when this happens what is there to do really but lay back and look at the ceiling and wonder how life can get so fucking weird so fast. there was a bit more educational demonstrations involving other things later on but those stories just get too weird and wacky to relate. on the good news front though, me and ninny now have our own private videographer.........my life is of an abnormal quality.
moving on........ninny asked chad why western woman are fatter then Thai woman and chad told her "because they eat too much McDonald's". i told ninny it was because the Thais have a healthier sexual appetite and that keeps them skinnier. chad disagreed saying that sex can only burn off 300 calories (chad is definitely the king of "I'm going to make some shit up on the spot and hope no one calls me on it")....of course i tell ninny that this is true only for chad because chads love life comes in 1 minute bursts...........to which ninny says "oh chad eat too much McDonald AND only boom for 1 minute, poor chad". man she's got good sch-tick.
so the plan at the moment are bangkok for a few more days then off to Cambodia for a visa run and a little sight seeing here and there. i haven't been to pehnom pehn for a few years and i have to check some shit out for the parents for their big trip so here i go. i should be back in Thailand after about a week but we'll see.