Chads salty solistice experience

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

so whats new and exciting in the great north woods you may be asking yourselves as i have kept quiet for almost 2 weeks now.  well we have had an eventful week with a largish forest fire about 20  miles from here.  its burned about 60,000 acres so far and has taken out quite a few cabins and homes.  its not really all that close to Homer but a lot of people i work with live out in that direction and they have become understandably nervous.  the first few days of the fire, the wind was blowing in such a way as to block out the sun with the smoke.  it was a bit strange when the daylight turned a sickly yellow color....probably not too healthy either, now that i think about it.

so my friend chad had an interesting experience the other night.  having a nice night out at the salty dawg saloon out on the spit, he wandered to the bathroom as you tend to do after consuming large amounts of beer.  the story is a little fuzzy.....we cant really determine if it was after the act of urination or during the act that a 40ish man with a large beard came up and "tried to grab his junk" while leaning in for a kiss.  poor chad has been traumatized by this awful act of molestation or as i call it...his defloration.  anyway, the funny part is that like 5 days later (today) chad was walking past the same bar and the guy is walking out and he actually waves to chad.  do we all know the music from "grease"?  everyone sing along if you can.........summer lovin happened so fast, summer lovin down in the grass, met a drunken fisherman hairy as can be, he met a pudgy chad cute as can be LOL LOL LOL.  oh man Ive been just giving chad shit for this one!

on the work front ( i know how you all are interested in that!) i have finally gotten a full day off after working something like 28 days straight and most of those days were for 15-16 hours a day.  i didn't do shit for my day off to be honest since it was a Sunday and everything was closed.  though i did get a new shoelace for the one i broke LOL.  my last entry i was at 77 days left i think but my boss wants me to stay an extra week so i had to tack on some more days.  I'm not leaving until about the 11th of September which is about 75 days away and i cant friggin wait to get out of here.  homer is beautiful and if you have money to  burn you can have a lot of fun here doing nature things but that is not me so i have very little fun.  the walk to work in the morning is very beautiful and inspirational though.  i may write a poem or maybe even an ode to the morning walk.  ill have to give that one thought for awhile but ill try and get a little diddy together.  maybe a haiku?  who knows.....depends on how frisky I'm feeling.
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boukinator
boukinator on

is that how he told it?
HILARIOUS Grease parody... lol... but I think we both know that Chad asked, or possibly paid the man to 'grab his junk'... I've turned him down many times after a few drinks... he is a dirty dirty chubby man

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akclawson2005
akclawson2005 on

Poor Chad
Neal I must say you have a way of telling a story,Chad was right now everyone will know about the hairy reach around man. I wish you luck in your travels,I enjoyed working with you maybe we can do it again next year,Keep in touch gotta go before I miss my plane.Take Good Care....Bonnie

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