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Monday, January 1, 2007

im writing quite a bit on this thing huh?  to be quite honest, im kinda stuck here waiting for  the sister to show up so i have a lot of spare time on my hands if you know what i mean.  so last night was new years eve and the thais are big fans of firecrackers and aerial high explosives.....well let me correct that statement.....they are fans of selling said explosives to very drunk westerners and then sitting back and laughing.  the firecrackers are MUCH more powerful then the little pieces of crap we have back in america and of course not very safe.  the chain of firecrackers goes probably for about 20-25 feet and when it goes off you have the priveledge of going deaf and being pelted with exploding casings all at the same time....and of course these chains are going off 5-6 at a time all night long.  my hearing is probably on par with my grandmothers right now and for those of you not in the family...this is NOT a good thing.  other fun events of the night was being clipped in the leg by a drunken german woman driving her car down one of the narrow "soi's" (alley's full of bars).  i caught up with her a few blocks down the road after she hit another person and they had pulled her out of her car.  I have to admit that I came pretty close to hitting her in her doe like uncomprehending face but thought better of it when the police butted in to arrest her.  I also got to assist putting someone in an amublance last night.....woman (probably drunk) completely wiped out on her motorbike right in front of me and was a mangled chunk of bloody flesh.  im all for cpr when there is no blood involved but i have to beg off otherwise.  there were mulitple bombings in bangkok over new years and contrary to the wishes of many law enforcement officials in the southern illinois region, i survived and am unscathed.  the one thing i have noticed about asia is that there are just way too many natural disasters/bombings/coup de' tat etc and so forth.  sure makes gettin out of bed exciting in the morning....you never know, you could be blown out of your hotel by giant waves, earthquakes, pissed off muslims and their bombs, or disgruntled troops with large caliber weapons.  you know, its just too big of a menu to choose from, theres just too much suspense about WHAT THE HELL IS GOING TO HAPPEN NOW????!!!!!  other then that it was just a usual new years eve....drinking and thai girls (is there anything better?).  I saw a tshirt here with a very complex math formula proving that thai woman are actually evil.  had something to do with TIME=MONEY.....MONEY EQUALING THE ROOT OF EVIL....THAI WOMANS DESIRE FOR MONENYx2....etc...it made a very convincing case to be honest.  in case i forgot...i hope you all have a happy and healthy new year and that you all have the oppurtunity to come visit me so i can show you my expertise at lying on the beach and being a completely unproductive member of society
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maui0
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Quiet New Years
Glad to hear you had such a quiet New Years Eve (lol). Happy New Year to you also!
Grossman still sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love Dad

plummer
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Ricky!!!!!
Im home ! Sounds like a FINE New Year s party .... but I got ta tell ya, the lying on the beach part , man...take it easy on your ol pals here in the Great White North ,( personaly ,my head is about to explode with the image) for you know we are but slaves to the line.& iguess,and apparently,we just arent smart enough to realize what fools we are $ how right you are to be there doing whatever it is your doing . But ya know, Ill think about it.! OH ! But wait, one of our friged few has flown away . To beaches ...& sun....&......serf& .....the sunnnnnn ! ...................................................................... Oh ,sorry....um earth to jen , .. Yea guess thats why shes the boss. Take care ,Keep your sunny side up!!! your pal, Lucy

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