Im gonna ask for a birth certificate
Dec 28, 2004
hello my constant readers. i was wandering the streets today and realized that it was my 2 year anniversary of getting the hell out of the united states and coming out to asia to further my education and party my ass off. how the years fly you know? i think the older you get the faster it goes which seems really unfair and opposite of what it should be. i remember when i was a kid when the adults would say that "youth is wasted on the young" and i thought what a bunch of jealous assholes who dont know what the hell they are talking about. well lets just say my perspective has changed a bit and im feeling old LOL. so for a good laugh here is a story. everyone remembers yuy right? please refer to past posts and pictures if you dont know who my little ex thai girlfriend is. anyway, i ran into her the other day and we had a beer and talked a bit and she inivited me to her birthday party the next day. "oh" i say...."you are turning 24 congratulations" at this point she looks at me sheepishly and says "me turn 19"........ok look, i do what i can. not only did i ask this girl how old she was but i even saw her friggin id card. the fact that she went about 7-8 months telling me she was 23 without a slip just proves that a trustworthy thai girl is about as common as a midget riding a unicorn through a field of poppies being chased my monkeys......i have some weird dreams eh? anyway that is my yuy story......and in case you are wondering, i graciously declined the invitation. surreal moment of the month was getting off the ferry from ko tao in some little tropical paradise jetty and waiting for my bus to bangkok. now you have to picture the palm trees and the crystal blue water.....the white sand and the gentle wind in the 90 degree heat....and fucking rudolph the red nose reindeer blaring from air raid speakers. the holiday joy that is christmas. funniest shirt seen......THE LOS ANGELES RAKERS ........i mean i know the asians cant pronounce lakers but dont spell it the way you say it. other then all this nothing too much is going on. really just waiting for my sister to show up in a few days and then we'll see how far the shit flies when it hits the fan LOL.