Settlin' In

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Thursday, October 13, 2005

Well so shit, it's been a while since my last entry...a lot has happened in the last week (seems to be the usual around here). As I mentioned previously I moved last wen. (good thing because i heard that the cops came by the farm that I was at last week yesterday and made everyone make sworn statements...yikes!) The new place that I live is totally and completely amazing! It is on 15 acres up in the coffee roads...right on the edge of where the rainforest starts. The guy that I work for, Randal is such a trip...he makes me tea in the morning and gives me a hug and talks about silly silly things like light crystals...I love him to death...he is so caring and easy to work for...it is a totally sweet gig. However my coffee hut that I live in is a total wreck, gecko shit everywhere! And I have been so busy on little adventures that I haven't even cleaned it yet! My job is going okay...it is kinda stressful, it is a really busy cafe...I don't at this point find anyone I work with too wonderful...its weird because most of the people that I meet around here are so interesting and totally eccentric...but these people at the cafe are just kinda, boring...oh well...since I work 10 hours on my sunday shift (how's that for a bitch of a shift?) I only have to work two days a week...which is perfect, you know me, I can't work to much or I will start freaking out! I have been hanging out with friends and sleeping a lot lately...its been nice. Hummm, so I guess that I can now start talking about some of the crazy cats that I know around here. Here is a good one, Nathanial...Nathanial picked me up a week ago and took me the ten miles home...in that time I learned some funny funny shit. As all of you know, I have too been really stoned before, furthur I have know people who I thought had to be the biggest stoners on the planet...I have been completely dead wrong all this time. Nathanial has got to be THE BIGGEST STONER in the world. It started off when I got in his car, I mean his eyes were RED, and he was hilarious, I mean he just started talking A LOT, I couldn't even get a word in...then he he turns down this road and says, oh we have to pick up my baby boy from day care, we get to the day care and he pulls into the driveway and then is like "OH SHIT!...I forgot that he is at home because he is sick today!" And then the lady who runs the day care is like, Nathanial you must be hella stoned, your boy is sick, remember? I mean the guy acutally forgot where his kid was...so he starts giggling, and then smokes more pot and pulls out the day care driveway. On the way to my house he starts telling me about his dad who is apparently, the "Reverend of Hemp" this father's accomplishments are 1) He owns a commune somewhere around the towns that I live by, and grows acres and acres of pot 2) He has been on the cover of High Times Magazine not one, not two, but SIX times 3) Bill Gates as well as other Microsoft execs are apparently part of his church and come to the commune often to get totally blazed...Well so you can judge for yourself if any of this is true, but it makes a good story...Then when he drops me off at the farm he tells me about his baby's momma, who I guess is in jail for meth...and apparently Nathanial used to have like a MILLION dollars but he spent it all building crazy street cars with NOS and shit and then he had to apparently BUY his son from his baby's momma (never heard of this before) so now Nathanial doesn't have too much money but he is, dum dum dum dum The HIGHEST paid Denny's line cook in the ENTIRE state of hawaii (emphasis from Nathanial, not me) Pretty sweet dude, hunh? Oh yeah and then when I got out of the car he asked me out on a date...haven't called him yet...not quite sure that Nathanial is really dating material...but his dad, hummmm, that's a possibility...hahahahahahhaha!! Oh man there is so many other people to talk about, but well another time...I miss you and love ya! Call me if you wanna chat, I'll try to write another entry soon!

~Natalie
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kemmett
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he he
hello natoid,
your story is hilarious! that guy sounds like a riot. i'm glad you like your new setup and it sounds like you made a great decision to leave the last place when you did. i'm sorry the restaurant isn't all that, hope it gets better. welp, i have an art show opening tomorrow in laverne krausse gallery, the one in lawerence hall remember? i sent you an e-mail about it, but i'm not sure if you got it. you should write back if you did, or try to send a message to me again. hugs!
-K

skate
skate on

funny girl
Hey nads,
Your stories are hilarious! A bigger stoner than me??? No way. You're not missing anything here. Keep on keepin' on. -k8

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