Day 5: Bonding at the Ping Pong Show

Trip Start Mar 04, 2014
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Trip End Apr 02, 2014


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Flag of Thailand  , Phuket,
Saturday, March 8, 2014

I spent most of my day sunning on the beach, and since I know you don't want to hear about that, we'll fast forward to later in the day and other things you may not want to hear about.

Proceed with caution.

This evening, I met up with my Contiki tour group, and what better way to bond, then to head to a ping pong show. 

We are not talking table tennis here. A ping pong show consists of scantily clad women inserting and shooting items back out from their lady parts.

The shows are typically done in very small bars so you are all up in the action and an active participant whether you want to be or not.

As we sip our overpriced drinks and wait for the show to begin, the few people in our group who have already been remind us that what we are about to see cannot be unseen. Oh well. No turning back now. (You can, however, still turn back from reading this post.)
 

The show begins with a woman placing a fish bowl on the stage. She stands over the bowl, lifts her lingerie skirt and plop, plop. Two fish in the bowl.

How I wish it had stopped there with the live animals. 

Next up, a gigantic frog the size of both of my hands. WHAT?!! Seriously whhhhhaaaaaaaattttttt. 

And then a bird. Yep, a bird. Plopped right back in it's cage.

Long silky ribbons that stretched around the room, a string of needles and of course ping pong balls.

And just when you think you have seen it all, she shoots darts. Pop, pop, pop go the balloons in the corner.

So there you have it. My first (and I would have to say my last) ping pong show. 


 

 
 
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Peter on

Thank you for not posting any pic about that ping pong show. Your description was picturesque enough.

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