Saigon Slippery Bum
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We chose the deluxe package which was an hour massage, 30 minute foot massage and a pedicure. First we were escorted across the hall to what appeared to be the dressing room for a seedy nightclub. The girls there didn't seem too impressed about having to perform a pedicure. Actually, I'm not sure if you would class our treatment as a pedicure. They simply painted polish over top of my old polish, no foot wash, no clipping or filing, nothing! Then came the body massage from the girl wearing a belt for a skirt. Sweet young thing squished me like a tube of toothpaste. Oiled up my entire butt cheeks and then stood on my ass. My internal organs got a massage too. Unfortunately my shitty excuse for a pedicure got smeared all over the massage table as the polish wasn't dry. Bruised and oily I made my way to the relax room where skinny men sat and smoked cigarettes while their spine was cracked and crunched
The boys all got offered happy endings, which they refused....or so they say.
Dinner with my group was followed by live music, way too many vodkas and much laughter. I made it to bed in time to get 4hrs sleep before setting off to The Cu Chi Tunnels to the north west. I felt fairly average but couldn't complain when I saw the agony on the face of fellow traveler, Tom, who topped off his cocktails with a tequila right before bed. The poor guy was holding back chunks all day. After the tunnels we visited the National War Museum which was quite confronting and I got choked up with tears a few times.
My guide and Gecko's group are awesome people. This trip is gonna be a ripper!