New Years
Trip Start
Dec 19, 2008
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Trip End
Jan 11, 2009
Kinshasa, Congo - The Dem. Repub.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
I have spent the last 10 min trying to stop tearing up. :( You guys all know that I dont wear make-up, and the reason is because I am a make-up gimp. I cant put on make-up without something going horribly wrong. :( Here is what happened. I started with the foundation and that went ok, I actually looked OK. Then came the eye shadow. Ha ha ha. Fecking awesome. I put so much of the shit on me, i looked like a drag queen. Whilst I was putting the shit on, Dawn was staring at me in horror, ha ha, then she gave me some eye make-up remover and it went all over the floor of the bathroom. That is when I washed my face then added another shot of vodka into my drink. GOd, I dont know how you guys do it. After the make-up was removed I had to put on the mascara myself... I swear, I am a complete moron... I applied the white stuff on OK, then when I was putting the black stuff into my eye, I put the stick right inside my eyes. LOL. I nearly died. Both my eyes turned red and I started crying. :( I am so useless. SO now, I am steadily getting drunk. Hoprefully my eyes will stop burning soon, so that my sister can reapply that poisonous shit back onto us. :( Now, I am on my third vodka and I feel strong enough to tackle the eye shadow again.. if you check out the facebook photos you will see this pathetic adventure of mine. I dont know why I bother with this stuff. no atually, I do know why i bother. its because of you sluts out there getting all made up and looking fine(Yaz, Jackie, Erin, Briar... ), then I think, maybe if I put a bit of makeup... yeah, well screw you guys. I have tits.
