Skinny little poos.
Trip Start Sep 03, 2011
54Trip End Jun 04, 2012
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This is Andrew. Don't blame this entry on Tina.
If you find yourself somehow transported to Xi'an, here's a couple of tips:
1: You will get sick. Upon entry you will receive a complimentary upper respiratory tract infection. Everyone gets one, but they are free, take as many as you like.
2: Walk around parked cars, not between them. The pavements are smeared with dog poo, but the humans lay their skinny little poos between parked cars. More privacy I guess and you can use the door handles to help yourself stand up from the squatting position.
3: Don't touch the trees. They are smeared with the snot the locals could not get off their fingers when blowing great balooning wads onto the pavement.
4: Change your shoes when you enter your flat/apartment etc. Have a street pair and a house pair. Otherwise that delicious soup you've been treading through will become part of your living room.
Phew. That feels better.
You will no doubt receive a more circumspect and apologetic entry from my lovely wife soon.
I am sure that tomorrow I will love this place again, but for now I will go yell at the pigeons.