Seaside kitsch
Trip Start
Aug 22, 2005
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Trip End
Jul 17, 2006
Where I stayed
I arrived in Melbourne feeling a bit sketchy, all feverish and achy bones. I think maybe being exposed to chilly air-con for hours in Singapore airport and on the plane had taken its toll. On top of that, I discovered that as a parting gift the islands had given me a tropical worm in my foot which itched like hell. And how bloody long does it take to get through Australian immigration and customs? I remember going through with my school rugby team six years ago - they made all 40 of us scrape the mud from our boots! Fortunately my hiking shoes were spared this time.
Anyway, things got better from there on. One of the hostels had a rep at the airport who drove me into town free of charge, taking it upon himself to give me a running commentary on the city's ethnic diversity as a result of the gold rush at the end of the nineteenth century. Driving through the leafy suburbs past university buildings and churches took me back to that first glimpse of Oxfordia coming down the Banbury Road at the start of each new term. Indeed, Melbourne's ability to evoke memories of Blighty didn't end there. The tram ride out to the suburb of St Kilda reminded me of days spent on the beach at Blackpool or Scarborough. Ok, so there are no palm trees in Blackpool, but it did have that dank seaweed smell you get there. I walked out along the pier with the sun setting over the CBD and had a coffee at "The Kiosk", a quaint little cafe which was the centre of Melbournian summer social life 100 years ago. Now dark, I wandered back to the promenade and took advantage of beer 'n' a burger night at the kitsch art-deco Esplanade Hotel ("The Espy") and watched one of the local bands play. Melbourne has a very cool music scene, and I believe Coldplay were playing there that very night. On the way back to my hostel I amused myself by watching the queue of British backpackers filing into the "Neighbours" night - apparently they sell out weeks in advance! Oh, and for your information they drink "pots" of beer over here, which are just a bit bigger than a half pint.
The next morning I checked out the Queen Victoria market and treated myself to some nice cheese and wine from the deli section. Apparently its against the law for cheese to be unpasturised in Australia, so I had to make do with a "safer" French brie and a nice bit of English stilton. I really enjoyed the Picasso exhibition at the NGV - I had no idea that his talent had so much depth, and that he worked with so many different styles and media. As a contrast I then hit the Crown casino on the south bank of the Yarra, and found it quite sad that there were so many people playing in the middle of the day, especially at $50 minimum bet tables. Gorging myself on cheese and wine later in the hostel I got some funny looks from the other residents. The travellers in Australia are much younger than I have been accustomed to for the rest of my trip, much more of a gap-year crowd, so roughly the same age as my youngest brother Adam. The backpacker buses pull in, the kids jump off en masse, see the sights, hit the bars and then leave again before you've had time to unpack. Makes me feel old! And it makes the travelling scene here very cliquey so I didn't even bother trying and spent the evening on Lygon Street, in the Italian area, with a coffee and a good book.
On my third and final day in Melbourne I visited the excellent Immigration Museum to learn more about Australia's patterns of migration, and was shocked to learn about the overtly racist "White Australia policy" and the resultant plight of the Aboriginals. I also wanted to check out the temporary exhibition of photos and short films about the Bollywood film industry, which did not disappoint. As if to continue a theme, I was given my first haircut in 7 months by a Pakistani immigrant, who told me the story of how she came to be here. In the few hours remaining before taking the night bus to Sydney, I took a stroll down trendy Brunswick street (think a classier Cowley Road) and warmed myself up with an "Azteca" (hot chocolate with chilli) from a Spanish chocolateria.
Anyway, things got better from there on. One of the hostels had a rep at the airport who drove me into town free of charge, taking it upon himself to give me a running commentary on the city's ethnic diversity as a result of the gold rush at the end of the nineteenth century. Driving through the leafy suburbs past university buildings and churches took me back to that first glimpse of Oxfordia coming down the Banbury Road at the start of each new term. Indeed, Melbourne's ability to evoke memories of Blighty didn't end there. The tram ride out to the suburb of St Kilda reminded me of days spent on the beach at Blackpool or Scarborough. Ok, so there are no palm trees in Blackpool, but it did have that dank seaweed smell you get there. I walked out along the pier with the sun setting over the CBD and had a coffee at "The Kiosk", a quaint little cafe which was the centre of Melbournian summer social life 100 years ago. Now dark, I wandered back to the promenade and took advantage of beer 'n' a burger night at the kitsch art-deco Esplanade Hotel ("The Espy") and watched one of the local bands play. Melbourne has a very cool music scene, and I believe Coldplay were playing there that very night. On the way back to my hostel I amused myself by watching the queue of British backpackers filing into the "Neighbours" night - apparently they sell out weeks in advance! Oh, and for your information they drink "pots" of beer over here, which are just a bit bigger than a half pint.
The next morning I checked out the Queen Victoria market and treated myself to some nice cheese and wine from the deli section. Apparently its against the law for cheese to be unpasturised in Australia, so I had to make do with a "safer" French brie and a nice bit of English stilton. I really enjoyed the Picasso exhibition at the NGV - I had no idea that his talent had so much depth, and that he worked with so many different styles and media. As a contrast I then hit the Crown casino on the south bank of the Yarra, and found it quite sad that there were so many people playing in the middle of the day, especially at $50 minimum bet tables. Gorging myself on cheese and wine later in the hostel I got some funny looks from the other residents. The travellers in Australia are much younger than I have been accustomed to for the rest of my trip, much more of a gap-year crowd, so roughly the same age as my youngest brother Adam. The backpacker buses pull in, the kids jump off en masse, see the sights, hit the bars and then leave again before you've had time to unpack. Makes me feel old! And it makes the travelling scene here very cliquey so I didn't even bother trying and spent the evening on Lygon Street, in the Italian area, with a coffee and a good book.
On my third and final day in Melbourne I visited the excellent Immigration Museum to learn more about Australia's patterns of migration, and was shocked to learn about the overtly racist "White Australia policy" and the resultant plight of the Aboriginals. I also wanted to check out the temporary exhibition of photos and short films about the Bollywood film industry, which did not disappoint. As if to continue a theme, I was given my first haircut in 7 months by a Pakistani immigrant, who told me the story of how she came to be here. In the few hours remaining before taking the night bus to Sydney, I took a stroll down trendy Brunswick street (think a classier Cowley Road) and warmed myself up with an "Azteca" (hot chocolate with chilli) from a Spanish chocolateria.


