Temple Marauder
Trip Start
Aug 25, 2006
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Trip End
Sep 12, 2006
Breakfast at 3 Nagas consisted of scrambled eggs that actually taste like, well, scrambled eggs, coffee that isn't instant, and damn tasty croissants. Now, this is what I call a breakfast. After consulting with the front desk, I set my course to the supposed only ATM in town in the rain. In Laos like in other places in Asia, I realize that I must look quite different than what people are used to. That said, I have never seen people stare like they do here; to the point where I am a bit uncomfortable. I keep thinking I must have mascara all over my face or jelly from my earlier breakfast extravaganza. Wet, and tired from the walk, I scream out in ecstasy after finding the local ATM. I whip out my card only to find that the ATM only accepts cards from domestic citizens. You gots to be kidding me?! Don't do like me. Bring cash to Laos.
Change of course and I'm off to see my first Lao temple: Wat Wisunarat, the oldest temple in Luang Prabang. Originally built in 1513, it was rebuilt in 1896 and 1898 following an 1897 fire set by Black Flag Haw raiders. Shortly after entering, a monk about 10 years old introduces himself to me and begins to practice some English out on me. I whip out my iPod to show him some pictures of NYC but before I get the chance I meet another 19-year old monk named Keo who asks me if he can show me the temple. I get up and walk around the side. It is only after a few minutes when another group of tourists have come and gone do I realize that I left my iPod on the ground and unfortunately, the iPod has changed hands unbeknownst to me. No worries. Buddha doesn't like stealing in his house. They'll get the wrath of the Buddha. . .what what?!
Keo told me that someone had stolen his CD player from his room in the monastery. Who steals from a monk?! To save up the money to buy a new CD player would take him 5 years. Apparently, many of the monks have foreign sponsors who they meet while the foreigner is visiting the temple. Another monk came in at one point sporting a tiny mp3 player and I understood that he had a bit of money coming in from the UK. Interesting. I offered to send Keo my CD player as I don't get the opportunity to use it at all. His response floored me. He told me that I should keep it because I'll probably need to use it now that my iPod is gone.
After the theft, I followed Keo back to his room at the monastery to chat. He was visibly upset as he thought that his attempt to show me the temple resulted in the theft. I didn't know there were people with kind hearts like this left in the world. . .you know, apart from my mom. I knew that if I didn't calm him down, this would lead to some serious unnecessary praying. I tried to convince him that any New Yorker shouldn't be caught dead leaving their valuables anywhere and that I am wholeheartedly to blame. He told me that he might want to go into medicine some day. He loves chemistry. He also speaks 8 languages: English, Lao, Mandarin, a little Korean, French, Italian, Russian, and Thai. Wow. His English was pretty flawless apart from an inability to say 'glass' and 'twin' effectively. Anyways, much more likely for him would be to go to Vientienne (the new capital of Laos) and study to be a guide like Ti. There must be a lot of money in being a guide. We talked for hours until I realized that by sitting on the floor cross-legged for so long, I could no longer feel my feet. Before I left, Keo gave me a bracelet and blessed me in this life and all others. I may have lost my iPod but frankly when I really think about it, I gained something much more important. Easier for someone to say when she knows she can buy another iPod before the 5 years time it will take Keo to buy another CD player.
So, I said au revoir and headed to the neighboring wat: Wat Aham. Wat Aham was previously the residence of Sangkharat (Supreme Patriarch of Lao Buddhism). I ended my temple tour with a visit to Wat Mai Suwannaphumaham. Inaugurated in 1821, Wat Mai succeeded Wat Aham as the residence of the Sangkharat until that position moved to Pha That Luang in Vientiane. The gold walls tell the tale of Vessantura, the Buddha's penultimate birth.
And then back to the room for a little R & R and an attempt to forget the previous loss of one very dear iPod. Back at the room, E returned from his explorations of the town and we set off together to find ourselves a Laotian massage. He, a full body massage, and I, one foot massage. I must say the massage, while still quite good, wasn't quite as good as the one in Bangkok but it was somehow cheaper. In Bangkok, a one hour foot massage cost 200 baht (approx $5.50) and in Laos, 120 baht (approx $3.50). Not bad. Not bad at all.
We then met up with the American posse, Jennifer, Matt and Sara for some beer at the local pizza shop. This is one of those moments from the trip that I will never forget. Drinking, laughing, and sharing dirty stories about the human cannonball woman. After drinking a few Leo, we said our goodbyes to the group and promised to write. After reading a glowing recommendation in the Bangkok Airways magazine for the 3 Nagas restaurant, I insisted on dinner there that evening. It was Laotian-French fusion and very good. I think we would have enjoyed it more had we not been fighting at the time. I think whenever you spend 2 and ½ weeks with someone, the little quirks that we usually keep to ourselves come out and tend to cause a frustrating scene for everyone. Of course, it was a momentary transgression but uncomfortable none the less. Luckily, I got piss ass drunk and proceeded to make light of the situation by falling off the bed back at the room. Ah, my elbow!!
Change of course and I'm off to see my first Lao temple: Wat Wisunarat, the oldest temple in Luang Prabang. Originally built in 1513, it was rebuilt in 1896 and 1898 following an 1897 fire set by Black Flag Haw raiders. Shortly after entering, a monk about 10 years old introduces himself to me and begins to practice some English out on me. I whip out my iPod to show him some pictures of NYC but before I get the chance I meet another 19-year old monk named Keo who asks me if he can show me the temple. I get up and walk around the side. It is only after a few minutes when another group of tourists have come and gone do I realize that I left my iPod on the ground and unfortunately, the iPod has changed hands unbeknownst to me. No worries. Buddha doesn't like stealing in his house. They'll get the wrath of the Buddha. . .what what?!
Keo told me that someone had stolen his CD player from his room in the monastery. Who steals from a monk?! To save up the money to buy a new CD player would take him 5 years. Apparently, many of the monks have foreign sponsors who they meet while the foreigner is visiting the temple. Another monk came in at one point sporting a tiny mp3 player and I understood that he had a bit of money coming in from the UK. Interesting. I offered to send Keo my CD player as I don't get the opportunity to use it at all. His response floored me. He told me that I should keep it because I'll probably need to use it now that my iPod is gone.
After the theft, I followed Keo back to his room at the monastery to chat. He was visibly upset as he thought that his attempt to show me the temple resulted in the theft. I didn't know there were people with kind hearts like this left in the world. . .you know, apart from my mom. I knew that if I didn't calm him down, this would lead to some serious unnecessary praying. I tried to convince him that any New Yorker shouldn't be caught dead leaving their valuables anywhere and that I am wholeheartedly to blame. He told me that he might want to go into medicine some day. He loves chemistry. He also speaks 8 languages: English, Lao, Mandarin, a little Korean, French, Italian, Russian, and Thai. Wow. His English was pretty flawless apart from an inability to say 'glass' and 'twin' effectively. Anyways, much more likely for him would be to go to Vientienne (the new capital of Laos) and study to be a guide like Ti. There must be a lot of money in being a guide. We talked for hours until I realized that by sitting on the floor cross-legged for so long, I could no longer feel my feet. Before I left, Keo gave me a bracelet and blessed me in this life and all others. I may have lost my iPod but frankly when I really think about it, I gained something much more important. Easier for someone to say when she knows she can buy another iPod before the 5 years time it will take Keo to buy another CD player.
So, I said au revoir and headed to the neighboring wat: Wat Aham. Wat Aham was previously the residence of Sangkharat (Supreme Patriarch of Lao Buddhism). I ended my temple tour with a visit to Wat Mai Suwannaphumaham. Inaugurated in 1821, Wat Mai succeeded Wat Aham as the residence of the Sangkharat until that position moved to Pha That Luang in Vientiane. The gold walls tell the tale of Vessantura, the Buddha's penultimate birth.
And then back to the room for a little R & R and an attempt to forget the previous loss of one very dear iPod. Back at the room, E returned from his explorations of the town and we set off together to find ourselves a Laotian massage. He, a full body massage, and I, one foot massage. I must say the massage, while still quite good, wasn't quite as good as the one in Bangkok but it was somehow cheaper. In Bangkok, a one hour foot massage cost 200 baht (approx $5.50) and in Laos, 120 baht (approx $3.50). Not bad. Not bad at all.
We then met up with the American posse, Jennifer, Matt and Sara for some beer at the local pizza shop. This is one of those moments from the trip that I will never forget. Drinking, laughing, and sharing dirty stories about the human cannonball woman. After drinking a few Leo, we said our goodbyes to the group and promised to write. After reading a glowing recommendation in the Bangkok Airways magazine for the 3 Nagas restaurant, I insisted on dinner there that evening. It was Laotian-French fusion and very good. I think we would have enjoyed it more had we not been fighting at the time. I think whenever you spend 2 and ½ weeks with someone, the little quirks that we usually keep to ourselves come out and tend to cause a frustrating scene for everyone. Of course, it was a momentary transgression but uncomfortable none the less. Luckily, I got piss ass drunk and proceeded to make light of the situation by falling off the bed back at the room. Ah, my elbow!!


