Thoughts of a Dying Canuck.
Trip Start
Jul 29, 2006
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Trip End
Aug 26, 2006
Nice, France
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
I've been writing blogs the past few days even though I haven't been posting them up on the site. I'll post the ones I missed when I get back home.
In Nice, France now .. I like it a lot. Of the 16 days I've been on vacation so far, today was the day which I saw the hottest girls .. starting with in the breakfast room in the morning and ending with a hot Irish girl being stuck on my tour bus for an evening tour (her and her sister were the only people on the tour bus along with my family). I am amazed by the quantity of hot girls in Nice .. today was the first day I went around the city (and to Monaco, which is actually another country, of which you will hear about later).
Okay, lets start with the breakfast room girl. Okay, she's a hotter grown-up version of a girl called Christina who I grew up wanting to do. This girl was from GREECE! as was evident by her talking in Greek to her .... husband. BAH! She was like 22ish I guess, but my 0h my. I could barely drink my orange juice without spilling it on myself.
Then throughout the day walking around Nice and touring Monaco later in the day .. there were tons of girls who were definitely up there in quality.
Allow me to talk about the tour bus girl before I move on to rambling about other stuff. YEAH, the tour bus girl. I couldn't believe it when I entered the small tour bus (only seats 8 people) and there were only two other people in the bus .. one who was a 20 year old 9.25-9.3/10 girl. So for the entire 4 hour tour around Monaco, she talked to me about random stuff, and of course I replied to her million questions. She talks a lot. Hmm. Anyways, she forced her e-mail address on me at the end of the day and I will add her on MSN knowing that she is absolutely not potential wife material, but perhaps she can entertain me (online) sometimes (hmm .. by talking, not webcam stuff). This leads me to more rambling .. When I get married, I will do so knowing that I will stay with the girl until I die (and not get bored of her after the hotness wears off), or until she snaps at my humour (and files for divorce).
Now onto the highlight of my day :D .. This morning I was at the shopping mall in Nice and this guy on roller skates passes by me a few times (he was skating back and forth between opposite ends of the mall), so as I see him coming back for another lap in my direction, I decide to hip-check him to amuse myself .. yes, you heard me folks. So he keeps skating in my direction and is not too far away from me that I couldn't turn sideways and pretend to talk into my cellphone, and unintentionally nudge him as he passes me (with my rear). I proceed to turn sideways, see him approaching with my great peripheral vision, and hip-check him .. and the guy flew .. onto some shopping carts outside of the supermarket. I turn around and apologize to him and offer him a hand and tell him that I didn't see him coming. He believes my story and goes on his way .. This happened while I was waiting for my parents and sister to finish their shopping.
Ya, so that's why divorce might be inevitable.
Here's a list of items I purchased today:
1) Fragonard Santal (lemon, bergamot, tobacco, lily of the valley, sandalwood, neroli, amber) eaux de toilette - picked it up when the tour guy took us to a perfume factory in Monaco.
2) Soveigneirs
3) Yellow shoes
4) Hat
Monaco was really nice .. It's actually a separate country, but it's like 15 minutes away from Nice. All the filthy rich people live there and the F1 Grand Prix is the big event that takes place there every year (we actually went around the track). We saw Tina Turner's and Mick Jagger's houses. It's also where I saw a lot of the hot girls I saw today. I have added Monaco to the list of honeymoon destinations. It's really a nice spot.
Next .. I'm making a list of stuff to do in the 11 days before school re-opens, so I don't come home and end up sleeping for a few of them.
August 27: Movie?
August 28: Shopping with Jessica B.
August 29: Wonderland
August 30: Parties @ Grant's, Dan's, and Whelan's
August 31: Recover from previous day
September 1: Party @ Shannon's
September 2: Wedding mass + reception
September 3: Wonderland with the boys
September 4: Go-karting
September 5: ?
September 6: Drink?
Now hopefully some of you will have parties on August 27, September 5, September 6, and perhaps August 31 to fill up my schedule. Werd.
One more day in Nice, and then it's on to Genova, Italy.
I have written enough. Perhaps tomorrow I shall talk about scents that remind me of stuff from my past.
10 days to go ..
