Hula, hula!

  Kauai, Hawaii
Sunday, April 4, 2010

Aloha! Here we are in our grass-skirts and coconut-shell bikini tops hula-dancing on the pristine beaches of Hawaii. We're in Kauai, the "Garden Isle" of the Pacific archipelago. Once more, our lack of research has led to a plethora of happy surprises: stunning coastal hikes, drives along the canyon, kayaks through Jurassic-Park valleys, snorkeling in warm waters and melodic Hawaiian music.

But eight days is just not enough so we're trying to work out whether we can live here selling pork sandwiches at the north-coast beaches. We picked up a hitchhiker who claims he and his friend "Dante" regularly kill the populous giant wild boars with their bare hands and a rusty knife. Its a business-partnership that might just work. So this may be the last you hear from us. If so, Aloha my friend, and when you have time send us a few loaves of Mother's Pride. Mahalo. I need to get back to the beach...