UNI Games 2012
Trip Start
Jul 16, 2012
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Trip End
Dec 20, 2012
Where I stayed
comfort Inn, Glenelg
Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
Saturday, September 22, 2012
I went to play Womans AFL (Australian Style Football). I was on a team of friendly and talented girls, who taught me how to properly tackle and be aggressive on the field.
Saturday Night: About half the girls AFL team flew in. We got taxies into the city and hung out in a hostel with an AFL team from Melbourne. We each did 20 on the Goon and drank Passion Pop (cheap & fruity wine). Once we got kicked out of the Hostel, we tired to get taxis back out of the city to our hotel. None would stop, so all 12 of us made the 19 kilometer (almost 12 miles) walk to Glenelg.
Sunday; We all moved into our rooms in the hotel, and our teammates slowly trickled in. That night was Opening Ceremonies in the city. You can see the picture of the stage and all 6000 students were around this one stage, drinking and dancing.
Monday; Was our first 2 games. We lost both games and decided to drown our sorrows in alcohol. This was the girls "Welcome to Uni Games Night" We participated in a relay race, room verses room. This relay included the 3 in the room, sharing a head of lettuce, running down the parking lot, turning around and then skulling (shotgunning) Goon one you get back. From here we went out to the city in our outfits and all the new girls wore adult diapers.
List of silly things new Uni Games participants had to do (what I did) and get video proof...
-Get a male phone number written on your body, where it can't be seen
-take a shot off a mans chest (preferably man boobies)
-Sculling contest Verses a rugby player
-Place an ice cube down a male person's pants
-Wear a diaper for one game
-Mid conversation with a random have to say "shut up and kiss me" and pretend nothing happened.
-Knock on a randoms door, and say I love you
-Get a piece of male underwear, in a public place
-Get a bouncer to sing you happy birthday
-Get a sex tip from a couple
-Get a condom from some random
Tuesday; Game at 8 am in the morning, which ment we left the hotel at 7 am. I'm preaty sure all of us were atleast a bit hungover. We won this game, while a group of us still had to wear our diapers for the whole game. We also won the game we played later that day. I got my finger stepped on, and it hurt. The part theme that night was "Rumble in the Jungle" and all the ECU people rumbled down to a club called The City.
Wednesday; We only had one game today, against the hardest team (which got first), we held them off from making too many points, but we still lost. The theme that night was "Mathletes verses Athletes". This night the girls made C-juice and we were all really loose (drunk). The team split up this night and I went into Glenelg for the night with the about 20 other people.
Thursday; We played another 8 am game. Another long day with 2 games and we have luckily made it half way through the week. That night, we had our team dinner. From there half the people went out to the strippers and the other half went there seperate ways. I actually stayed in and played "I have never ever" and realized that I have lived longer than some of these other girls. I learned alot about my teammates, and they learned alot about me.
Friday; The playoff games. We ended up playing 2 games, for 5th or 6th place. We should have been playing for 3rd, but a team got away with having 3 extra players on the field. Anyway, we won both of the games and got 5th. We started drinking straight after our 2nd game and kept going till we headed out to the clubs. You can see pictures posted of us as a team fulfilling our fines. The fines were distributed based on merit, success on the field, rule breaking, stupidity and special recognitions. These fines were given through shots :). That was quite a night. ( I may or may not have had a cheeky spew in a taxi)
It was an amazing and tiring week. I am so happy I went and will remember the experiences and the great girls on my team forever.
