Best Border Crossing EVER

Trip Start Apr 30, 2010
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Trip End Sep 05, 2010


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Flag of United States  , New York
Friday, April 30, 2010

The border crossing was literally the fastest I've had in years! It went a little something like this:

Border Guy: How many are you?
Jenny: Two, sir.

BG: Where are you from?
J: Montreal, Quebec

BG: Where are you going?
JD: Three weeks to go through Kentucky, Knoxville, the Smokies, New Orleans, Houston, Austin, Sante Fe, the Grand Canyon, Las Vegas, (breathe!) Death Valley, Monterey, San Francisco, Seattle, and finally Victoria, British Columbia to work for the summer.




BG: Anything to declare?
JD: A mini bottle of champagne given as a going-away gift.

BG: Any other alcohol, or tobacco or firearms?
JD: None, sir.

BG: (without batting an eye) Have a good one.

Total time: 40 seconds.

Meanwhile, the middle-aged guy in the beige sedan
in the next lane over was probably fuming as his trunk was torn apart and he was
led off for a more thorough search. Our guy didn't even glance into our green
beast!

Safe place America, letting punks like us roll in....
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