Semi-annual Report

Trip Start Mar 14, 2004
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Flag of Nicaragua  , León,
Friday, September 24, 2004

Today marks 6 months since I left the USA and I thought it would be appropriate to provide a semi-annual report to those in cubicles and orifices across the lands. However, I may have to write this in terms you can comprehend while you are sitting there reading this in violation of your companyīs computer usage policies for non-work related internet visits.

Well, the "Company" is doing just fine. The President & CEO ... thatīs me... are extremely pleased with the performance thus far. Results in the first quarter while in Mexico, Belize, Guatemala and El Salvador far exceeded expectations. Spanish capacity and capability has increased almost 1000% with a 94% improvement in quality. The company expects this trend with Spanish to continue into the second half of the year and could result in a more enhanced experience, especially with the countless, amazingly beautiful Latinas that populate this region of the globe. Second quarter travels through Honduras, and most certainly Nicaragua have provided the company with many outstanding successes while financially coming in under budget for the entire 6 month period yielding an unanticipated savings of nearly 17%. The company believes current cost controls can be maintained even while traveling in more expensive countries like Chile and Brazil due to offsetting countries such as Peru and Bolivia which would be part of the plan if there actually was one. In summary, this has been really cool and I anticipate that the adventure will continue!!!!!!

DISCLAIMER:
Certain statements contained in this press release constitute "forward-looking statements" within the meaning of the "Iīm Sick Of My Job and Canīt Wait to Get Outta Here" Reform Act of 2001, and the Company intends such forward-looking statements be subject to the safe harbors created thereby.
The words "believes", "expects", "anticipates", "will", "could", "may" and "plans" and the negative or other similar words or expressions identify forward-looking statements made by or on behalf of Jeffsadventures("the Company"). These forward-looking statements are subject to many uncertainties and factors that may cause the actual results to vary. Examples include total bummers like getting hit by a chicken bus, contracting malaria, running into pirates, or being kidnapped by the evil, militant group of Brazilian Miss Universe contestants called Shur-Al-Gowithya.
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fedeprinci
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u funny
'I may have to write this in terms you can comprehend while you are sitting there reading this in violation of your company´s computer usage policies for non-work related internet visits' .... got me!
Man, i read ur travel pod till South Am... u r absolutely funny! have a lot of fun!
Ciao

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