Meat, Tits n Guns!
Trip Start May 27, 2009
41Trip End Jun 08, 2009
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Where I stayed
Fremont Plaza Hotel Las Vegas
Read my review - 3/5 stars
Read my review - 3/5 stars
What I did
Tits and guns!
In And Out Burger is a US burger franchise that we saw all over the place during the course of our travels but always passed it up. Our friend Stumpy in Longbeach had demanded that we get a Double Double Animal Style Burger from one of these places before we left. Apparently they have loads of different ways of doing the burgers, with extra stuff added in but they only show 4 things on the menu: fries, burger, double burger, drink. You have to find out about the different styles they do in advance cos there's nothing about it on the menus
The place was actually rammed when we got there (after nearly getting ourselves killed running across a few of the huge roads they have just off the Strip) but we were served really quickly, any of the fast food joints in the UK would be ashamed if they saw how quick these lot dealt with som many customers. The Double Double Animal Style burger was indeed a "Clogger", a double cheese burger (with 2 huge burgers) , bacon, onion ring and loads of other crap that was supposed to pass for salad but was so drenched in mayo that it might as well have not been there. Ridiculously good though, despite how dirty I felt after having eaten it. I nearly had to dislocate my jaw to take the first bite, huge it was.
Got to the Gun Store after our (my) meat binge and couldn't believe what we were seeing, every imaginable gun on the walls for you to shoot. Even te guy behind the counter described it as "like McDonalds but with guns".
You point at what you want like a gawping neanderthal, and hand the man some money or he won't let you inside, they then give you a selection of ten different targets to choose from, you can have 1 for each gun you're shooting
Ad got an Uzi 9mm with 3x25 round clips, I got a 12gauge semi auto shotgun, Ak47, and an MP5 with 2 clips, and we blasted the shit outta those targets hahahahaha! I was actually giggling with excitement when I was shooting the AK, possibly a bit worrying? It's something I'd always wanted to do and now I know why, it was awesome!
We left and went back to the Motel 6 to change and wash off the smell of cordite (gunpowder), it was at this point I took off my shirt to see a huge purple bruise on my shoulder from the shotgun, complete with the pattern that was engraved in the stock. Sexy, I thought, then changed my mind.
After this we went n got some food at a Chinese place just near the Paris Casino, right over from the Bellagio in the middle of the Strip. Great view of the fountains and AWESOME Chinese food, really tasty - not the greasy muck you get from the all you can eat buffet place down the road from my house
Right, so we'd done meat and guns, time for some tits, Vegas having some world famour lap dancing clubs I thought I'd take Adam to pop his lap dance cherry in the best place possible for such a thing. We hopped in a taxi, this is a big mistake if you have to travel anywhere near the Strip as the traffic is always nose to tail and you end up running up quite a fare just sitting still in traffic. Still he took us to a mint place, even if I can't remember the name. That was far from the most important thing. It was a little off the Strip but not too far, and the place was huge, and some good dancers in there too. That's about as much detail as I'm goin into about that though, suffice to say my bank acocunt took a beasting that night.