Long Hard Road...Hot as Hell

Trip Start Nov 20, 2006
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Trip End Apr 10, 2009


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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Well, I suppose it must have been two, maybe even three weeks since I've written one of these...lets see...yep, October 10th...wait a minute...oh crap. Last thing I remember I was in a little town called Margaret River...then...someone arrived in a nearby city...Justin Sellin!  OK now I'm getting flashes of memory...ouch my brain...Leaving Perth..bad traffic...Celina arrived! Yay! Uh oh she has no tan...the natives will notice GET TO THE BEACH!...flash...Leaving Perth, bad traffic...LOST MY MULE!!!! KYLE!!! MMMMMUUUUUULLLE!!!!!????
fLASH
Buy some dive gear for Cel......and beer....Geraldton...lots of lobsters...NEW TRUCK! 4X4 rocks...
...flash...
...more lobster...
...flash...
...heel's ruined from free diving flippers with no dive socks...Jerrod did the Diving..flash...small towns...camping on the beach traveling when we felt like it...Port Gregory...40-50 lb samson fish in tiger shark infested waters.  Jerrod got a nice big queensland groper...
...flash...
...got too drunk on the way to shark bay and went up the wrong peninsula...suddenly awake in Denham...wait where the hell is denham??? Celina! Where are we? "Sorry guys! You got drunk and passed out and I went 250 km up the wrong peninsula...
...but I got more beer!"...
...flash...
...all is forgiven...
...flash...
...coral bay...spearfishing every day...locals are assfaces...randomly met a guy who is roommates with a guy we randomly met in perth...he took us out on a boat and I killed a shark with my speargun...saw a 13 foot shark...
...flash...
 leaving town, find out fish we were killing shouldnt have been killed...thats off the record..flash...broome...driving along and wierd guy starts yelling JORDAN JORDAN from like 2 blocks away...french tom..we met him 3200 km ago...what the hell? how did he recognize us from 2 blocks away in a new vehicle???
...flash...
...4x4 trip up the peninsula towards cape levique...FLYS! FLYS!!!!!...not many fish...stickbugs! centipedes! snakes!...hangover! HEAT...
...flash...
...Jerrod leaves...Gorilla Cavalry torn asunder..Jordan sheds cancer curing tears..Celina laughs..she's such a little trooper.
...Flash...
other people from margaret river show up THE IRISH! YAY! Lots of fun...Mango Campground!
...Flash...
...trip up peninsula with tom the frenchman...Crocodile...Big ShaRK LOOK OUT TOM! Blue ring octopus! Half retarded hillbilly!
...LONG FLASH...
Pearl Boat? Traveled to Darwin,..bad memory of darwin...trapped in stairwell...in a hostel...oh crap naked...gotta pee...WHO STOLE MY GODDAMN PANTS WHILE I WAS PEEING??? saw the Kimberley on the way there, uninhabited beautiful area completely rediculous place to live but lots of pearl oysters...lots of sharks too, AND WHALES saw a 12 foot tiger shark from about 4 feet away...caught a tuna! yay!..
...flash...
...slave ship starting to suck...leaving broome?...Canada???? what the hell??
A few days ago I woke with a start and looked at Celina..I asked...

did we win?

Yes, Jordan, we won. But we have to go back....
to the Future!..I mean in the future.

Suddenly I was guiding some Irish guys on a hunt in BC...got a moose yay!

Apparently November is the future so after making some money we're gonna go back and sell our truck...then there is New Zealand to consider...they aren't bowing nearly as deep as they should. And from there...asia?
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