The Return to the Sea

Trip Start Nov 20, 2006
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Trip End Apr 10, 2009


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Saturday, December 30, 2006

I have only ten mintues to write this entry but i felt it was neccessary. I appologize for my lack of posted photographs but anyone who know how to use MSN Live MEssenger can view many pictures in my "Space".
 
Late next week I am going spearfishing with one of the best spearfisherman in the world. Between him and his sons they have won countless international competitions and hold or have held just as many records. He can dive  to over 100 feet (without gear other than mask and fins and wetsuit) and then shoot a fish as big as 150 pounds then drag it to the surface, stab it in the head and throw it in the boat.  To say the least I was rather impressed when i watched his videos of this.  He happens to be one of the friendliest people I have ever met and he seems to be willing to take me under his wing and show me how to kill fish with a speargun. 
I've come up with a new theory of evolution...well not new, just definetly true. 
Fish evolved into bigger fish.
Bigger fish evolved into fish-dogs.
Fish dogs evolved into dog-dogs.
Dog-dogs evolved into goats.
Goats evolved into monkeys.
Monkeys evolved into creepy smart monkeys with three heads and lasers.
The creepy smart monkeys died out but then the original monkeys evolved into Americans.
Americans evolved into Canadians.
I've decided to take up spear fishing and return to the ocean.
The Fish-dog decendant is back and hes mad as hell.
 
So wish me luck in my spear fishing endeavour. I dont think we will be in rediculously deep water but who knows.  The guy im with ahs killed a 13 foot tiger shark with his spear gun. I'm in good hands.  Soon I will control the seas and all the coast of Australia will bow down to me. And my good mule Kyle.
 
 
 
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bigsister0
bigsister0 on

Your REAL Family
Hey Jordan,
HAPPY NEW YEAR!! We miss you. I am pleased for you, that you have found a new family...one more in touch with your fish-dog ancestory. Don't forget about us though little brother...we can kill stuff too...if there were 13 ft. tiger sharks in northern Alberta I am certain that we would destroy them...along with their habitat...so don't get too comfortable.......
All smiles and happy thoughts,
love raegan

mommab
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Bragging Rights
Hi Son,
Miss you much! I have succeeding in boring all with tales of your travels. Many of us are living vicariously through your exploits. There is not much new or exciting back home, weather is warm 0+ or so. You need to send a new sighting of SpongeBob. Was he perhaps lost on an boat in Singapore? Well call soon,Love MommaB

warlikefriend
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We Are NOT all dead!
I am revealing to the world that we, the three headed lazer toting SUPERBEINGS are not gone, we are hiding, and we will inherit the earth. We, the MEEK! will get what's coming to us!!! we will have the earth AND your mule!

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