Not so Catholic
Trip Start Jun 22, 2009
34Trip End Jul 24, 2009
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Tithe came around, and then it was time to get up and go get some of those little biscuits. I'd never had one, so I was interested. I didn't want to get my stuff stolen, so I took my backpack with me right to the front of hte church. I wasn't off to a good start on the respect scale, as if I was going to get robbed in a church! Anyway...
We were all lining up and I picked the line with the pastor so I could get the real deal. I noticed he was putting it in people's mouths so I wanted that, rather than the other chick. I watched the people in front and went to copy. I was the last one in line...
The priest went to put the biscuit in my mouth, but then he hesitated. So I awkwardly went to grab it and put it in my mouth. He said something, so I replied 'uhh, I don't speak German.' he asked 'Are you a catholic?' I wanted the biscuit, and I'm not not catholic, so I said yes. He put the biscuit in my mouth and gave me an odd look. I headed back to my seat.
I explained what happened to Emma, and she was horrified. Apparently the biscuit represents god or something, and you're meant to say amen before you eat it. So I lied about being catholic, and then didn't say the right thing. Pretty sure I'm going to hell lol. How embarassing