Operation red leather they said i'd never ...
Trip Start May 15, 2000
12Trip End Jun 15, 2000
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They said I'd never do it. Be a mannequin in the window
of a sex shop wearing some fetish clothes for a minimum
of fifteen minutes.
Well I was on my way to buy a montage postcard of
Koblenz to attempt Operation Grand Touristo ( see all
of the sights on the montage postcard of a city in 60
minutes) which I later failed, but I got lost on the
Soon I found myself walking past a shop with marijuana
logo's all over it and just across the road was a sex
shop. Wa-hey! There was a mission waiting to happen.
I walked in and said hi to the guy. He didn't speak
much English and I don't speak much German but between
us he got the idea and began giggling like a teenager
making water bombs out of condoms.
Seeing as the boss wasn't around, now was the time.
The guy kitted me out with a slinky black and gold
latex number and one solitary blue glove kind of like
something Michael Jackson might slip into to turn
Bubbles on. Boy! That latex can stretch huh?
Into the front window I went. The deal was that at the
13 minute mark the guy would come out and do some
filming of me for the last two minutes. For most of
the time I stood still in various poses but when the
guy came out with the camera he wanted some action.
Before long I was simulating anal and oral sex with
the female mannequin in the window like a bedroom champ.
The passers by were loving it.
It feels good to get a big scary mission completed so
early in the trip. After this, anything else will be
a walk in the park.
Public humiliation? Been there. Done that.
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