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Trip Start Oct 23, 2006
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Trip End May 08, 2007


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Pyi II Guesthouse

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

**Mild warning to the readers (especially the older ones). This entry contains a small mention of the dangers of drinking too much after eating curry. Just be warned that it might be a little graphic at one point.

Saddened from the disappearance of Adam, Jon and I had to decide where to go next. The only things guaranteed in life are death and taxes. The only things guaranteed in travel are unbounded (and often unsolicited) advice.... and taxes. (I consider the discrepancy between 'local price' and 'foreigner price' to be a tax). So the advice we had received regarding our next destination was to make all haste towards Mrauk U which remains relatively untouched by tourists. Then we received more advice that travel time to and from Mrauk U exceeded the time we had left. If lucky, Jon and I might spent an hour in the village. That glimpse would be sandwiched between 3+ days of miserable bus and boat travel on either side. Thanks, but no.
So rather than visit the promise of untouched, unadulturated, and uncommercialised Burmese culture, we set out for the most tourist infested location in the country: Inle Lake.
The road to Inle was a steep, winding swath of gravel and pothole laden dirt. Not terribly pleasant on yet another non-A/C bus with shot suspension. Not to mention all the times we had to pull over to allow military convoys to pass through. Finally arriving at the Shwe Nyaung bus drop-off, we had to arrange transport into the city of Nyaung Shwe. In these situations there is power in numbers, so Jon and I asked a Japanese guy who got off the same bus if he'd like to split a taxi. He agreed. We then found a Japanese girl headed the same way. On the ride in we all did the usual small talk. The guy's name was Tatsuya and the girl was Emi (pronounced Amy). Once in town we all ended up finding rooms at the same hostel, the Pyi II Guest House. Being that the four of us got along so well, we immediately arranged a boat trip on the lake for the next morning.
When the next morning came, I joined Tatsuya and Emi on a walk to the local color market. It's referred to as a color market because it includes colorful wares such as fruits, vegetables, clothing, and flowers. On the way to the market, we passed a long line of novice monks collecting their tribute for the day. Even with that distraction, we were early to the color market. It was the first time I'd seen all the stalls being set up. It was incredible. I'll only have room for a few pictures from here, because the real feature was the lake.
After the color market, we swung back by the hostel and picked up Jon. The four of us walked the narrow dirt roads of Nyaung Shwe, which we saw then to be the crests of a grid of levies. At the main canal, we climbed into a long narrow motor boat and chugged towards the lake.
We spent the day visiting various markets, shops, manufacturers, temples, and restaurants. We went to all the same places that every one of the other 800 tourist boats went to that day. But it was still interesting, and we made our time unique as best we could. The real treat, however, was, as usual, sunset. But let's not dwell too long on what any and every person experiences at Inle Lake.
First order of business when we got back into town was a celebratory dinner and a few rounds of the local brew. A perfect cap to a great day, and the next day we were all shipping out to our various destinations. Or so we thought.
The owner of Pyi II is a man named Mr. Joe, and Mr. Joe is one of nicest sneaky jackasses I've ever met. We knew he was gouging us a little on the price of everything, but considering how short a time we'd be there and how little the gouge was, we didn't care to complain. Before we'd left on the boat that morning (and because we'd be gone the entire time the bus ticket office would be open) we asked Mr. Joe to buy us tickets for the next day. He bought them for the day after instead, claiming they were sold out for the day we wanted. Oh well, I guess we have no choice but to pay you for another night, right Mr. Joe? With nothing else to do, he offered us a drink of his Mandalay Rum. It's an alcohol that can't quite decide if it's trying to be whisky or rum, and certainly attempts to resemble a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red Label. But it didn't make us blind, and as Samuel L. Jackson would say: It'll Get You Drunk!
The four of us decided to pick up a bottle and play cards. Mr. Joe kindly offered to go fetch it for us. He also kindly charged us 800 kyat more than it costs in the stores, though he claims he pays the same price he charged us. Whatever.
So while he ran to buy our hooch, we all felt the need for a shower. Here's the problem with Burmese showers: even when hot water is a technical possibility based on the plumbing and equipment, the electricity is government regulated for the oddest hours possible. And becuase we'd stayed on the water until dark, our late night shower would be cold, and in the pitch black. I decided to try my icy spray by candlelight. Worked surprisingly well. (Not for heat; for light). Once we had each refreshed ourselves, we grabbed a fistfull of candles, retired to our room, and played the usual card games that all backpackers inherently know. About midway through a hand of Presidents and Assholes, I noticed Jon was passed out backwards on his bed. We woke him. He's surly. I noticed the empty Mandalay Rum bottle. All added up quickly. I suggested to Tatsuya and Emi that we call it a night, but before I could usher them out, just like Old Faithful, there went Jon. All over his bed, pillow, travel sheets, mosquito net, the floor, et al. Tatsuya helped me get him to the bathroom. I thanked him and Emi but assured them I can handle it and said goodnight. For the next two hours (still by candlelight), I used what little I had at my disposal to handle the situation and its very unwelcome aftershocks.
Then, of course, I had to have another frigid shower, but this time we'd run out of candles. Pure darkness. I will never agin take for granted that little switch on the wall. It does so much.
Jon felt much better the next morning, although it was still good that we didn't have our busride that day. Instead we read books and played it casual. The following day we headed for the bus stop via pickup where we met Nadine and Kelly, a couple from Canada (although Kelly is originally from Honduras). They had spent weeks in Kho Phangan on several occasions. That was Jon and my intended next stop, so we extracted as much information as we could from them. Turned out they were planning to be there at the same time. Serendipity.
After a very long wait, our bus to Yangon arrived, and it was a simple 20 billion hour drive on rutted roads with a screaming, puking baby (no, not Jon) until we were there. I could only smile and shake my head: This is backpacking.
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sarahlevine
sarahlevine on

barfy the clown
jon has to stop drinking. its just that simple. I mean, my GOD, he throws up more often than a bulemic cheerleader (i'm allowed to say that because i was one. its like when carlos mencia says beaner)

dogeleven
dogeleven on

Lies
Come on, Sarah. You were never a cheerleader.

sarahlevine
sarahlevine on

whatever!
close enough

pnut83
pnut83 on

sarah?? cheerleader?
hehe yeah i just dont see it and my question is whats up with jon and straining his vomit through any form of netting?? add this to his screen door story :) yeah i still love him lol

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