This bus is rubbish
Trip Start
Unknown
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64
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Trip End
Ongoing
Oh good lord let me off this fecking bus! There really are no words to describe the levels of discomfort that are being inflicted on our poor bodies. I will list only the most pressing here but rest assured I'm leaving a lot out. We have three (I was almost going to say seats) spaces on this god forsaken bus, each of which it horrendous in it's own particular way – one numbs your bum and cramps your left leg, one provides no neck support and the other squashes you and smacks your head on a metal pole. It necessary to swap seats every few hours so the night was spent praying for the next pee stop.

Comments
bedknobs and brromsticks
ha ha ha ha haaaa!! Stop being such wimps!!!
Only joking - it sounds HORRENDOUS! Still, it'll make the arrival there soooo brilliant!!
love,
mum/gerry