Your innie! *giggling*

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Monday, January 9, 2006

Greeting aliens! I come from Mars. Yes, you heard me LOUD and CLEAR! Anywhere around Uyuni is an exact replica of the landscapes on Mars, the red planet as we know.

What a 4x4 truck excursion for 3 nights, covering X number of miles (I lost track of the mileage since I became disoriented on the ride). Unfookingreal! You bet your arse that I did get disoriented just like you stare at a Dali painting for hours. Iīm not kidding here about this - there is a specific location with sand dunes and boulders spaced apart on it - an exact landscaping portrait from one of Daliīs paintings! Ah-ha! He wasnīt on high when he painted! Dali simply got the idea from this actual landscape!

Salar de Uyuni - Salt Lake of Uyuni is a magical place and please donīt ever compare this to SLC in USA! Blinding white in all directions...wildest mirages out on the horizons...pink flamingos in the middle of nowhere...geysers shooting up from a desert?!...rolling sand dunes...island full of catci surrounded by white salt...green as gecko lakes...blue as sky lakes...hotel built of SALT in middle of lake (yes, I stayed there and came out iodized!)...smokinī volcanoes...mini Grand Canyons... Iīve said enough, right? Bet you just booked a flight to here because of me? (wink)

P.S. - Thereīs a wild joey (aussie kangaroo) named Daniel from Aussie, who rode with us. An unforgettable character to observe! So brazen, crazy, rude at times, free spirited, immature... He resembles Val Kilmer and I told him that heīd make thousands if he works as his double, no joking here. He IS Val Kilmer!

Time never ends because we are never out of salt. Buenos Noches! - Darren
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leew
leew on

Joey?
as in a baby kangaroo? Now Im confused -- Joey, Val Klimer, or what? DanIEL ? which is which ?

darfrazier
darfrazier on

Re: Joey?
Yeah, Joey as a slang for aussie. This aussie´s name is Dan and he looks like Val Kilmer. DanIEL is Dan Brubaker, nothing to do with joey, kangaroo shit, Val, aussie, etc! Hope this is clear! Heh!

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