Thailand Part 7
Trip Start
Oct 22, 2009
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Trip End
Oct 21, 2010
D-Day +56
Wow. Phi Phi is a hit. The island is tiny and does not have any roads, McDonalds, KFC etc but the place is rocking. Stayed in a room with no aircon(massive mistake) for the first couple of nights. Did not even get into that bed once. Far too hot.
Ginger started on the buckets a bit too early for his own good. Disapeared for hours and was spotted in a tattoo place at 4am. I crept past in the hope he got a stupid bamboo tat.
D-Day +57
Ginger never got a tattoo. Drat!
There is a bar here called Reggae Reggae that has a boxing ring in the middle of it(Belmont street should have a bar like this). Free bucket for anyone that volunteers and some of the fights are emotional. Two of the prettiest girls, one form Sweden(say no more) and one from Engerland had the most brutal fight I have ever seen. If Peter Alliss saw the lack of sportsmanship from these animals he'd of had a stroke. By the way did you now that Peter Alliss is German. Quickly typed his name into google to check the spelling of his second name and it turns out he is one of Ze Germans. You think you know a person.
D-Day +58
Had a super lazy day. Sat in our new room and watched the cricket, played cards and drank chang. Went out for all of an hour then bedded.
D-Day +59
Ginger got a drunk Tattoo but it was actually pretty cool. Damn Him
D-Day +60
Me and the Hat went on a booze cruise today. When I say went we did not manage to quite make it to the boat as the guide said
"Today you are the kings of the boat"
"Fit"
"Only two tickets sold"
"Two Refunds Thanks"
Later that night The Hat sold the T-Shirt off his back to a fat Irish "See You, I love dat t-Shirt"
Talk about scamming someone.
D-Day +61
Danny Boyle is a crafty Bastard. Went to Maya Bay setting of the Beach and it was crap. Looks decent in the film but would not be in my top 10 beaches I have seen so far. Infact the Nudest Beach from Corfu 05 was better. Slightly beeter than the mouth of the don but not quite Balmedie.
Wow. Phi Phi is a hit. The island is tiny and does not have any roads, McDonalds, KFC etc but the place is rocking. Stayed in a room with no aircon(massive mistake) for the first couple of nights. Did not even get into that bed once. Far too hot.
Ginger started on the buckets a bit too early for his own good. Disapeared for hours and was spotted in a tattoo place at 4am. I crept past in the hope he got a stupid bamboo tat.
D-Day +57
Ginger never got a tattoo. Drat!
There is a bar here called Reggae Reggae that has a boxing ring in the middle of it(Belmont street should have a bar like this). Free bucket for anyone that volunteers and some of the fights are emotional. Two of the prettiest girls, one form Sweden(say no more) and one from Engerland had the most brutal fight I have ever seen. If Peter Alliss saw the lack of sportsmanship from these animals he'd of had a stroke. By the way did you now that Peter Alliss is German. Quickly typed his name into google to check the spelling of his second name and it turns out he is one of Ze Germans. You think you know a person.
D-Day +58
Had a super lazy day. Sat in our new room and watched the cricket, played cards and drank chang. Went out for all of an hour then bedded.
D-Day +59
Ginger got a drunk Tattoo but it was actually pretty cool. Damn Him
D-Day +60
Me and the Hat went on a booze cruise today. When I say went we did not manage to quite make it to the boat as the guide said
"Today you are the kings of the boat"
"Fit"
"Only two tickets sold"
"Two Refunds Thanks"
Later that night The Hat sold the T-Shirt off his back to a fat Irish "See You, I love dat t-Shirt"
Talk about scamming someone.
D-Day +61
Danny Boyle is a crafty Bastard. Went to Maya Bay setting of the Beach and it was crap. Looks decent in the film but would not be in my top 10 beaches I have seen so far. Infact the Nudest Beach from Corfu 05 was better. Slightly beeter than the mouth of the don but not quite Balmedie.


Comments
Oh not not the "ginger", watch out for agressive outbursts after 2 much chang loon.
"Fuckin Ginger" you are there with ginger and i never got an invite !!!!! thats pss poor mate, you better not be in training already in a bid to catch me out. how much hookers had ginger slept with. any lady boys lol. even if he hasnt just make up a story in one of your blogs and we can take the pish out of him when he gets home. Ginger and the huge cock edd lady boy thats your title right their.
BAP; muchos respect for the updates; but u said my updates were boring when travelling.................. feck, gonna put soem life back into the jaunt?
I jest of course my old man.
Erm, I been to Reggae Reggae- seem to remember a club upstairs in there being affa friendly in a very homoerotic way......... I say no more
Simy My next blog will include Ginger having sex with a man.
Gemma I never said your update were boring. I never read them. Just skimmed then for personal reference. Read them when I deided to go travelling though,