Galle

Trip Start Feb 25, 2010
1
14
16
Trip End Apr 23, 2010


Loading Map
Map your own trip!
Map Options
Show trip route
Hide lines
shadow
Where I stayed
Fort Inn

Flag of Sri Lanka  ,
Saturday, April 17, 2010

16 April

We departed Ella for Galle at 8:38.  I know the precise time because we had agreed to leave at 8:30; the driver was even at our guest house at 7:30; and Gregory and I were ready at 8:00.  But Christopher's need for his beauty rest was the cause of our 8 minute delay.  Since he's an otherwise very nice guy, Gregory and I forgave him.

Looking at the map, I had assumed that we would drive southwest from Ella to get to Galle.  But that's not the way the roads went.  So instead, we headed straight south for the coast, which we hit at Hambantota.  From there we went due west and hugged the coastline all the way to Galle.  Along the way, we passed through many of the beach resort towns that I had read about.  Some of them looked nice, but none looked nice enough to make me want to stay.  With the drop in elevation from the central highlands to the coastal plain, the temperature zoomed back up to boiling levels.  We were once again sweating like the proverbial pigs - you know, the ones who don't actually sweat, as one of my friends reminded me.

We arrived in Galle just before 13:00, which was a full one to two hours less than we were told it would take.  I suspect the drivers quote a longer journey time because it is easier for them to charge more if it seems like the trip will be longer.  Then, when you get there early, you are happy that it didn't take as long as expected - even though you still have to pay for the longer ride.

The van dropped us off in the middle of the Galle Fort (the old part of the town).  As soon as we got out of the van, we were met by a toothless tout who saw which guesthouse we were heading for.  He went there first, arriving seconds before we did, and tried to claim a commission for having brought us there.  He got angry that we told guest house that he didn't do anything to earn a commission as we were headed there anyway. I don't think it really mattered because he was a very rough looking character who appears to extort commissions from guest houses using this same tactic.  Later we saw him waving money in front of us, claiming it was his commission.  I told him to use the money to buy himself some teeth as his appeared to have been knocked out - probably somehow related to his business of extorting commissions from guest houses.  Over the next days, we saw this guy many more times, usually making a nuisance of himself, trying to extract money from tourists and guest houses without doing anything useful.

Later we had a nap in the cool air-conditioned rooms of our guest house.  It was a real oasis from the sweltering heat of this coastal town.  In the evening, after it had cooled down slightly, Gregory and I had a walk around town.  (Christopher had left us earlier in the afternoon to visit the nearby beach town of Hikkaduwa, where he could ride the waves.)  We eventually had a tolerable dinner at the Indian Hut - whose logo looked suspiciously similar to the Pizza Hut logo.  After dinner we went back to hotel for beer and chat.

17 April

Breakfast at our guest house was pretty much useless:  Four pieces of white bread toast - which I would have gladly exchanged for one slice of whole wheat bread - and one shamefully small fried egg.  During my entire time in Galle, I always felt like I was one meal behind.  Each meal brought me from being starving to just hungry.  I never quite managed to get full here.

After breakfast Gregory and I went to check out a "museum" that I had spotted on my walk yesterday afternoon.  The museum claimed to have "free entrance".  Since nothing tends to be free in this part of the world, I was skeptical.  When I told Gregory about this, he suggested perhaps the entry is free - but maybe you have to pay to get out.  Ha.  Well, it wasn't quite that bad.  Instead, they expected you to pay for your visit to the museum by buying stuff from their gift shop.  The problem with that was that they were selling gem stones in the gift shop.  And if you are not an expert on gem stones, which I'm not, then it's easy to end up paying MUCH more than what the entrance fee to a museum would have been.  Being no suckers and realizing this, we didn't buy anything from the gift shop.  Gregory did, however, leave a tip in the tip box, which is more than I did / would have done.  Not charging an entrance fee on the expectation that visitors will overpay for gem stones is a calculated risk.  They can't really expect ALL visitors to be dumb, gullible suckers.

As it was getting intolerably hot again by now, we retired to our cool rooms for a rest and lunch at the guest house.  Once again the meal, while being adequately tasty (how's that for an endorsement?  "Mmm - adequate!"), was not substantial enough to fill us up.

In the afternoon we went for another walk along the waterfront.  There, a young boy tried to sell us something - we couldn't quite make out what it was.  Gregory asked, "How much?"  The boy answered, "Fifty rupees".  Gregory then asked, "What is it?"  Again, the boy answered "Fifty rupees."  By then we realized that somebody had taught the kid the words "Fifty rupees", and that's all the English he could speak.  In order to test this, I then said to him, "Sixty rupees."  Sure enough, he once again answered with "Fifty rupees."  When the boy thought we were about to leave without making a purchase, he reluctantly accepted my offer of sixty rupees instead of fifty.  He would have been surprised if we had actually given him more than he had asked for.  In the end we didn't buy what he was selling because we never could figure out what it was.  (It was a box of something that looked like colored pencils - for which we had no use.  But it might have been something even more useless.  We'll never know.)

On our walk to the train station to check out train schedules, we spotted a nice, big new building in the distance.  I mentioned that it looked like a government office building and Gregory suggested that it was probably the offices of the Ministry of Corruption.  Ha.  Now that would take the cake.  Since all governments - and especially ones in this part of the world - are corrupt, why not just come right out and admit it by having a nice new office building to house the corrupt bastards.  Good one, Gregory!

At the train station, we checked the schedule for departures to Colombo for tomorrow.  There was a train at 10:55, but the ticket guy told us this one would most likely be full as it originated in Matara and would have been traveling for hours before reaching Galle, assuring that there would be no available seats by the time it got here.  He told us that there would be a special train at 13:45 that would have seats because it would originate here in Galle.

In the evening Christopher rejoined us from his surfing adventure in Hikkaduwa, where, as he said, there was a very muscular, tanned local guy with dyed blond hair who had won the hearts (if not the minds) of a bevy of pale English girls on holiday.  And why not?  Most people seek on holiday that which they cannot find at home, be it the sun - or adventures with sun-browned people of the opposite (or, in some cases, the same) gender.

Christopher enjoyed his day of surfing but was pleased to be back in our good company.  We then went to dinner at the most highly recommended place in town, owned by a Ben Bernanke-lookalike.  Ben had to serve us our meal as his staff were all still away for their new year's holiday.  And while he forgot to bring us all of the beers we ordered, he remembered to charge for the ones he didn't bring - and even a few that we didn't order.  Funny how it always seems to work that way.

Since our guest house was full (it only had three rooms, two of which were occupied by Gregory and me, respectively), we brought Christopher to another guest house around the corner - owned by a beautiful, tall, brown local lady and her husband.  I'm sure Christopher went to bed with fantasies dancing around in his mind - and woke up with unfulfilled fantasies of the same nature.
Slideshow Report as Spam

Comments

art on

Hey

Well baout the phrase - "sweat like a pig"
Well that's just the point-- -
If it's hot enough to make a non sweater sweat - how hot is it?

If you find yourself hungry after one meal - Uhhh ... why not have another?

Art

bangkokrandy
bangkokrandy on

Well, you have an answer for everything, don't you, Art?!

Thanks for the insight into the "sweat like a pig" phrase.

As for why I don't have another meal if the first one doesn't fill me up: Unfortunately there was only a relatively limited range of options. And if I don't especially like what I ate the first time, I don't really want to eat it a second time.

Add Comment

Use this image in your site

Copy and paste this html: