A hangover only Aussie burgers and Inka Cola cures

Trip Start Feb 26, 2010
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Trip End Feb 26, 2011


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Hostel Jacaranda Inn

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Sunday, December 26, 2010

We woke up feeling completely wretched, I sent Erica to the shop as I couldn't even get out of bed. After a big bottle of water and a big Inca Cola (a nice yellow colour) we felt well enough to Skype home and have a waving match with niece Ellie, who still can’t quite pronounce "where is my Christmas money you fat wasack", so that is nice. We must have spent over an hour on skype (of course hooked up to the cafe’s internet as our hostel has none). We decided our once a day eating regime needed more fat in it and we headed out to the Aussie bar for a monster burger, this is becoming quite a theme in South America and New Zealand. Our detox for the Inca Trail is underway and we had a coke each..... which was boring. We dropped off Steven’s clippers after I had finished shaving, although I have to say I am not at all happy with my new face, it kind of looks a bit Ellen Degeneres, a bit odd, a bit feminine and very ugly. I don’t like it I want my beard back.

My trousers had ripped all the way up to my backside plus the crotch is already split down to my knee on the other side so I finally got the raw materials to fix them. The chemist thought I was a little odd, ordering a needle, some thread, a razor and some toilet roll. She didn’t have thread but managed to get some from her mother upstairs (obviously showing her my outfit either aroused her, amused her or made her feel so sick she had to get the thread from her mum, I would suggest the former). In some sewing frenzy I didn’t even get near the thread after threading the needle, Lady E was straight on it and didn’t stop till I was no longer at risk of arrest, I even got a button put on the trousers so they don’t fall down anymore.  After last nights’ festivities it was a very early night, about 8pm I think but we squeezed in a quick film.
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Ellie on

Still no money Uncle And and Auntie Egg but still enjoying looking at your photos!

Vic on

Nice Baps!

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