Milford Track: Day 4
Trip Start Jan 15, 2011
38Trip End Mar 19, 2011
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Exhausted and in pain, we both needed to get some sound sleep before setting out on the last leg of our trek. But as The Rolling Stones say: You can't always get what you want.
Neither of us had the pleasure of a comfortable night. I could hear Katie tossing and turning below me and she could hear me shuffling above. Maybe it was the wind thrashing against the cabin? Maybe it was the torrential downpour punching at the walls? Maybe it was our cramped muscles on thin foam mattresses? Or maybe it was an Australian man-bear snoring on the bunk next to me?!
It could've been one or all of these things, but either way the result was the same: No sleep
At the crack of dawn people were up and tottering about. We followed suit, seeing as we couldn’t sleep anyway and the hut warden had told us he’d have information regarding the condition of the track at 7 A.M.
[Let me take a moment here to comment on the smell. Take forty people, have them hike three days in a row wearing the same clothes day after day, add in no showering plus dense protein-filled foods, and what you have is a recipe for mass funktified stank. Yeah, it was gnarly. I won’t claim innocence here. I’m not going to pretend that the laws of nature didn’t apply to Katie or me. They did. But once you’re in the trenches with the other soldiers you tend not to notice your own contribution.]
So up and at them we were, smelling as fresh as daisies. The hut warden told us there was overnight flooding and that we couldn’t leave until 8 A.M. Don’t leave before then! At this point a helicopter trip still wasn’t out of the question, but we had to wait to see what direction the weather was going to take and if the flooding would recede
This mandate gave us plenty of time to clean up after breakfast, stuff our sleeping bags, pack our backpacks, etc., etc. Cut to 8 A.M. and most everyone was ready. He gave them the go ahead but said not to go beyond Boatshed Shelter, everyone must wait for him there. We were almost ready to go, running slightly behind because we’d taken time to prepare our feet for the longest leg of the track. Moleskin was applied to hotspots and Blister Shield powdered our socks.
[Let me take a moment here to comment on strategy. We knew going into this that wading through water (possibly up to our waists) was a possibility. And we definitely knew that rain was going to happen at some point on the track. Knowing this, we had our waterproof hiking boots (naturally) and we each had a pair of water sandals. Our plan: If we needed to wade through water we’d stop, put on our sandals, and trudge through with our shorts or rain pants, meanwhile our boots would stay nice and dry. So far, none of this had come to pass, but today could very well be the day! Now, you may be wondering why put on the moleskin and Blister Shield if we’re going to wade through water? Firstly, at this point we weren’t 100% sure we were going to wade through water. We had to get to Boatshed Shelter before finding out if the flooding was too deep to pass. Secondly, if we did need to get wet we didn’t know how far into the 12 mile hike this wading would occur. We may as well be prepared with dry, pampered feet for as long as possible. At least, that was our strategy…]
At 8:10 the hut warden started pacing about
Our Korean friends were also “lagging behind” (at least according to his logic). They were literally a step ahead of us as we all departed Dumpling Hut. Then there was me and Katie. We were dead last. And who should be right behind us? Why the eager hut warden, of course! He was breathing down our necks!!
[Let me take a moment here to comment on strides. Katie and I are roundabout 5 feet tall – probably the shortest of the entire forty people hiking Milford Track with us. When you take into account our height you can easily deduce that our strides are shorter than the rest of the group. That means more steps per mile, which equals higher amounts of impact on bones and joints
I was sweating like crazy. Yes, it was cold. Yes, it was raining. And even though I was wearing a fleece and raincoat I was initially worried that my hands were going to be cold because I had no pockets to put them in. My worrying was all for naught. My hands were steaming and I was on fire! And why was I on fire, you ask? Because I was practically running through the woods!
Thus began what we lovingly call “The Death March.” The hut warden couldn’t have been more effective if he’d been whipping at our backs! We were both walking our absolute fastest and it wasn’t putting any distance between us and our new chaperone. Meanwhile the Koreans in front of me were flying! They must’ve drank rocket fuel for breakfast! Their walking sticks were pumping like pistons as they sailed on ahead. I’m telling you, if I’d been walking any faster I would’ve been jogging, and yet I could barely keep up with them! And forget what a hike is normally about – looking around, taking in the view. There was no time for views! I barely lifted my eyes off the ground for fear I’d twist an ankle! Well, that’s not entirely true. I was able to quickly pry my gaze away to glance up and see the raging Arthur River beside us. Raging is an understatement. It was a gargantuan ton of turbulence
Now, remember the “strategy” I’d mentioned before? Well, about a half mile in we met up with ankle deep water rushing over the trail. And what do you think happened with Mr. Fussy Britches pressing up against our backs? That’s right: Plop, plop, splash! Just like that our boots were wet, inside and out. Any comfort I felt from the bottom of my socks still being dry disappeared when, moments later, another current of rushing water crossed our path. Plop, plop, plunk! Complete submersion. “Well, that’s just wonderful,” I thought, “I only have eleven miles to go!” Yes, from that point on I knew without question that I’d be trudging upon sodden feet. Yet, for some unfathomable reason (habit? wishful thinking?) I kept right on tip-toeing across the rocks to stay above water. Why?? My feet were already soaking wet! But there I was, dancing over creeks to save them from…getting wetter? I had to stop lying to myself, it was just slowing me down. Katie told me to just embrace it, so that’s exactly what I did.
Believe it or not, there was a silver lining to “The Death March”
At some point “The Death March” ended. We made it to Boatshed with everyone milling about in anticipation of his arrival. He consulted his walkie-talkie and quickly told us to sit tight for half an hour. I’m so glad we rushed! Now we could all rest comfortably within a massive swarm of sandflies. Do you remember Pig Pen from Charlie Brown? Now imagine forty Pig Pens, but the dust is sandflies. You catching my drift? Yes, the rain was letting up and waterfalls were flowing down mountainsides, but when you have sandflies in your eyes it’s hard to enjoy the view. And in case you weren’t aware, these things bite and leave itching bumps, much like mosquitoes. They’re not to be trifled with.
With all this bitching and moaning you probably think I was miserable. You probably think I wanted to beam myself straight to Honolulu or something, but you’d be wrong
Half an hour later we were told the hike was a go. No helicopter would be swooping in to rescue us. We were in for the long haul. Back on went our packs and ponchos and we marched out en masse with our “fearless leader” at the forefront. (Thank God he wasn’t behind us anymore). Everyone’s boots were completely soaked by then, I have no doubt. Those little ankle huggers some people wore looked like a joke as we passed through rushing streams. The constant pouring rain dropping on our heads just added to the spirit of the thing!
We did manage to make a stop at a waterfall where we got to examined Bell Rock up close. It was a naturally hollowed out rock that people could crawl under and stand up inside of. Under normal circumstances I would’ve been all about it, but knowing that the hut warden would be tapping his watch at any moment made me give it a quick peek and move along.
It continued to rain and we continued to march until finally we met up with some serious flooding. I didn’t have time to consider it, I just dove right in. Knee deep and very cold. We pushed through. It wasn’t a long stretch of flooding by any means and we got to higher ground quickly
While splashing through the flood the clouds suddenly broke open and sun splintered the sky. Within minutes the grey wetness of that morning gave way to humid heat. Steam rose up from the forest, giving it a tropical feel. Like cars in a caravan, Katie and I pulled over to strip off our ponchos and raincoats while other hikers passed us by. It was worth it. The mugginess was heavy and we needed to feel as light as we could with so many miles ahead.
At some point our constant companion, the lovable hut warden, abandoned us. We’d made it through the worst of it, he said, before flashing a smile and turning back to meet up with the next group of hikers. Now that he was gone we were free to walk at our own pace. We could snap as many pictures as we wanted, stop to admire the view, or even rest and have a bite to eat.
[Let me take a moment here to comment on schedules – as in the schedule we had to keep in order to be on the 2:00 P.M
We’d slowed down considerably during the flooded portion of the track and were once again dead last, but when we saw the next mile marker and looked at our watches we realized we were going to have to speed up our pace in order to make the first boat. So much for enjoying the scenery!
The cicadas came alive once the sun shined upon the surrounding canopy of trees. Their shrill noise was deafening as we made our way up and along dripping overhangs and through more flooded creeks. That engorged river I had mentioned before fed into the valley, and we could see its affect as the water spread out beside us like the Amazon River. Moisture continued to rise from the forest floor. We felt like we were in a jungle.
That 28th mile was probably the hardest. Our muscles cried bitter tears knowing there were over four miles left
We timed ourselves during that first mile to ensure we were going fast enough to make the boat launch. Never mind natural beauty, each mile marker was what I longed to see from then on. With our mission underway, that first mile went by fast. The hike was 33 miles total and now we only had two miles left! Two miles was nothing! A cake walk. Less than my walk to work. No problemo. (These are the type of mental games you play with yourself for motivation.)
Our soggy stumps clomped along at a surprising rate. We felt no pain because our whole bodies hurt. Being one giant cramp was our state of being and had no bearing on whether or not we’d finish this hike – we were going to finish it! Not because we had to, but because we wanted to. Nothing was going to stop us!
A pleasant tree-lined walkway stretched out before us and we tore it up one step at a time. The hunt was on for the 33 mile marker. We knew it would appear soon, very soon. Finally, I saw it! I called out to Katie and she thanked God before bending her stiff knees and kissing the post. (I still can’t believe she was able to stand back up.)
And we marched and we marched. OK, so the hike isn’t 33 miles exactly, but we knew it wasn’t 34. We weren’t sure how far beyond 33 miles we had to go to reach Sandfly Point. Katie was a woman possessed. She trudged on with fire in her eyes. We both moved swiftly knowing the end was within our grasp – not just an end to the hike but an end to the constant movement, to the damp feet, to the pain. Then I heard a very low rumble in the distance. It was barely audible. “Do you hear that? It sounds like the low frequency rumble of an engine.” Just then we rounded a bend and saw buildings. We both cheered with joy. We’d made it! We’d made it to Sandfly Point with time to spare!
Our boots were tossed off in haste and dry sandals slipped on. They felt like heaven. Those dreaded sandflies made an immediate appearance, but even they couldn’t dampen our spirits. We’d succeeded! We won! We took pictures holding our soggy boots like trophies. Victory was ours!
The view of Milford Sound was breathtaking. Even in that exhausted state I could appreciate it. In fact, once we were underway, I found myself energized once again. The mountains were gorgeous under the brilliant light of day and the blue water twinkled below
Everyone got off the boat and splintered apart. Some were staying on for a Milford Sound cruise, others went off to eat or hit a bar, while others were jumping on a bus to drive back to Te Anau. We were part of the latter group.
We said some goodbyes before getting spots on an early bus. The bus driver didn’t seem particularly “with it”. When he allowed everyone to board he found our names on a list but wasn’t checking them off or counting us. No matter, we were aboard and we were on our way home to Freestone Backpackers where showers, food, and sleep awaited us – in that order.
The bus pulled away with a load full of exhausted and quiet travelers. A nap would’ve been very nice at that point, but unfortunately I soon realized that this was quite possibly the most beautiful drive I’d ever been on. Not the best time to enjoy it, obviously, but I had to keep my eyes open. I craned my neck to look in every direction. Gigantic mountains, waterfalls, the longest tunnel I’d ever driven through. I swear, when you’re in New Zealand you don’t have time to rest – there’s too much to see! Katie was slightly less enthusiastic about our surroundings and opted to close her eyes after a time. I couldn’t blame her.
Our absent minded bus driver pulled over to pick up more travelers. They were on his list but now there weren’t enough seats on the bus. Uh-oh. He kept telling the woman “You’re on my list; you’re on this bus” and she kept telling him, “Yes, but there aren’t any seats left.” Over and over this conversation occurred while he left the bus, reentered, tottered about. It was strangely complicated for him. He finally figured out he was only short by one seat, so he had a gentleman sit on the bus steps next to the door. Not legal, I’m sure, but I really didn’t care and was happy to be moving again.
Katie and I kept trying to move our tense muscles while sitting on the cramped bus. She joked that this was our final torture: Immediately after a 33.5 mile hike enduring 2 hours on a bus. Multiple stops later, we finally reached our starting point, Te Anau. Our bus driver, whom we’d nicknamed Brooks (if you’ve ever seen The Shawshank Redemption you’ll know what he looked like) pulled our bags out of the back. Just when he was driving away he slammed on the breaks. Apparently he’d pulled a random passenger’s bag out and was about to leave it on the side of the road with the owner still on the bus! Oh, Brooks…
We limped our way to the car and drove 20km back to Manapouri. We hit the showers, fed on leftovers (Katie could barely move her fork!), and finally fell into a soft warm bed.
We slept 12 hours straight that night.