Brian's Travel Tips: Sex

Trip Start Oct 30, 2012

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Trip End May 30, 2013

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Flag of Thailand Surat Thani, Thailand
Thursday, December 27, 2012

Sex in Thailand is a well known fact. It's why a lot of people travel here. Who wouldn't travel for sex? Most of my sex-based travel up until now has been from the living room to the bedroom. But it seems that many ugly, puffy, fat, mutant (not like Wolverine) men need to make a slightly longer trip.

Our hotel the other night rented by the hour. I thought this was great since we were getting in so late and weren't actually using the whole night. There were 2 'massage' parlours within viewing distance from our window alone. These establishments were still open at 1am and were decked out with beaconing red lights and bunny heads on the signs. I was tempted after the 10 hour bus ride to go in, but Sharilyn wouldn't let me.

I'm sure someone handed me a menu for sex shows we could see while walking along Kao San Road. One of them said 'ping pong ball show' (I have no idea what ping pong balls could have to do with sex...)

I'll study this phenomenon of sex-related-travel further at a full moon party in some of the southern islands...