Brian's Travel Tips: Coconuts
Trip Start
Oct 30, 2012
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Trip End
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There's one thing in the jungle I have come to realize that is far more dangerous, far more frighting, more terrifying than any creature you can imagine.
It is a menace that attacks unseen, always from above...deadly and silent: the coconut!
Every year, thousands of people die from coconut-cranial attacks. More research should be
done to find a way to deter these senseless deaths.
I was speaking with Unta, a coconut attack survivor. He said it was one of the most
horrifying experiences of his life. No sound, just blackness.
The natives advise to avoid the deadly coconut's territory. There are no known deterrents,
so wear a hard hat.
It is a menace that attacks unseen, always from above...deadly and silent: the coconut!
Every year, thousands of people die from coconut-cranial attacks. More research should be
done to find a way to deter these senseless deaths.
I was speaking with Unta, a coconut attack survivor. He said it was one of the most
horrifying experiences of his life. No sound, just blackness.
The natives advise to avoid the deadly coconut's territory. There are no known deterrents,
so wear a hard hat.


