Brian's Travel Tips: Silence

Trip Start Oct 30, 2012
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Trip End May 30, 2013


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Monday, October 29, 2012

Since this blog is primarily written by Sharilyn, we thought it might be a good idea to include a few things that are solely Brian.  Especially since he's so wise and full of information as we all know.  Watch for these from time to time to add a bit of humour and a welcome respite to Sharilyn's babble :)

Brian's Travel Tips: 1

"When embarking on a long journey with a partner who is possibly more, or less, excited about travel than you; the nearest blunt object such as a rock or stick, may be used to avoid unwanted confrontation.  Thereby creating a pleasant and silent travel experience. 

"For those of a less violent nature, you may wish to resort to Valium or Rohypnol.  Which, when slipped into coffee the morning before flying can render a similar effect.  Also, the absence of blood makes border crossings and airport security much less of a hassle. 

"Note:  it's a good idea whilst using the 2nd option, to bring a towel in one's carry on luggage to wipe up the drool."



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Terri on

I can see this being a very useful piece of information. I shall tuck it away for future reference [please!] Bon voyage!!!

Jay to the G on

Truer words have yet to be spoke.

...can you send me some of those roofies? There's this guy at work (my boss) who just won't shut up...

2totango
2totango on

secret Scottish supplier...

jaymyson
jaymyson on

I think I will enjoy Brians posts! I am laughing my ass off! Have a great trip. Look fwd in following along!

Jay

Jay to the G on

I can be trusted. Trust me.

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